Nicole POV
I was at work when I called a jeweller to see if he could remove the ring from Waves. He said he would come round in an hour and so I texted Waves.
Waverly came through and headed to BBD offices, a few minutes later she came back through. "Hi." Waves greeted smiling.
"Hi baby." I said pulling her in for a kiss. "He should be here soon and we'll get that tacky ring off."
"Good. So I won't hurt anyone." Waverly said.
"Hello." I heard from the front desk. "I'm looking for a Nicole." I headed through with Waverly following behind.
"Hi I'm Sheriff Haught, Nicole, I called you earlier my girlfriend as a big ring stuck on her finger." I introduced myself and shook his hand.
"Alright I'll get it off in a jiffy." He said although he gave me weird vibes. I led him through to the back and he set up his things on the table. Waverly sat down in the chair opposite and I stood behind her for moral support. He looked at the ring with his magnifying glass and light. "It's quite robust! You know it's unusual to find a woman wearing such a masculine piece? I suppose tradition has changed." He said.
"Yeah, we're all about challenging gender norms. Now can you please get this hideous thing off of her?" I said trying to rush him as there was something off about him.
"Of course. Here goes." He said starting his ring cutter.
"Oh, my God. Oh, sorry. Bad experience with losing appendages." Waverly said without thinking.
"Ha-ha-ha! She jokes when she's". I stepped in.
"Ovulating?" The dude asked.
"Dude, no!" Waverly complained with a disgusting look.
"Hold still. This won't hurt a bit. Unless I slip.
But that's why we have insurance settlements, am I right? This is gonna be awesome." He said. He tried to cut through the ring. "How odd. How did you say you came upon this ring?"
"Uh It's been in my family for generations." I said trying to come up with something.
"Yeah." Waverly agreed.
"It came came right over on the boat, Smuggled right up Granny Haught's petticoats." I said.
He looked at the ring and said. "Recessed markings. What's that word? Paradise." He said.
Waverly pulled her hand away. "You know what? I'm feeling". I said before being interrupted.
"Officer Haught?" Came through the radio.
"Yeah, what's up, Suzanne?" I said into the radio.
"Got a disturbance out on Concession Road 10, - the abandoned Gardner House." Suzanne said.
"Copy that." I said and picked up our coats.
"Kate?" Waverly asked.
"Yeah. What's she up to now?" I said.
"Besides being very vampire." Waverly said, we put our coats on.
"Thank you so much for your time." I said.
"Yeah, thanks." Waverly said we headed for the door as one of the officers went to see him out.
"You know, I already have a buyer!" He called out.
"Already? Sure." Waverly said not believing him.
"Demon or creep with a ring fetish?" I said.
"Why pick just one?" Waverly said. I opened the door of the cruiser for Waverly she got into the passenger side, I walked round to the drivers seat and started the engine.
It took about 20 mins to get to the Gardner House and we headed on to the porch. "The cable guy didn't see anybody leave."
"Did he leave? Or are we gonna walk in on a normal-nosed Kate giving him a fangy turbo-hickey?" Waverly said as we headed inside.
We heard banging. "Maybe she's renovating"
"Come on!" I said and we rushed towards the noise and I drew my gun. "Put the hammer down!" I shouted at the woman banging.
"Oh, it's you do-good dorks." Mercedes said stopping whatever she was doing.
"Mercedes?" Waverly asked surprised to see her.
"In the flesh. Well, what's left of it." She said pressing her cheek gently.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"Uh, my douchepecker brother, may he rest in hell." Mercedes answered.
"Still may be too good for Tucker." I interrupted.
"He changed the combo while playing Igor to those face-ripping bitches. Ergo, hammer." She answered. "Hey, do you guys know why there was bloody sheets and all those sex toys on my bed?"
"Uh there's been an uninvited guest." Waverly answered.
"Oh. Whatever. Squatters gotta squat." Mercedes said seemingly unbothered.
"We missed you, Mercedes. Wynonna has been calling." Waverly said with a sad smile.
"Well, I been busy, dawg. Flying all over the world, surgery after surgery, and, uh, nothing took." She explained. "There's a woman in Venezuela: muy underground hashtag facial reconstruction. So here I am, a mutant in constant pain, trying to break into my own safe. Are you two just gonna stand there like a couple of dildos?"
"Don't tell anybody I wasted a bullet." I said and Mercedes stood back and I fired a shot to break the lock.
"Ah! Oh! Oh!! Oh, my wads!" Mercedes said kissing her cash.
"We've got company." Waverly said seeing a shadow move close to the window.
"Yeah, I thought we might." I said annoyed. There was a knock on the door and he came in without an invitation.
"What is it, Derek?" Mercedes asked annoyed.
"I know this is weird, but I just can't get your friend's ring outta my head." He replied. "May I?"
"He's a jeweller." I said on edge.
"Uh, yeah. Where do you think I pawn every bit of bling I own?" Mercedes asked rhetorically.
"Ah, it won't take a minute." Derek insisted and I was itching to shoot him.
Mercedes walked up to the side of him. "Bye, Derek. There's nothing left for you to get your grubby little hands on here." She said.
"Oh, I must see it. I must have it." He insisted again.
"Spoiler alert: Derek's a demon." Waverly told Mercedes.
"Is every dick trumpet in Purgatory a demon?" Mercedes asked.
Derek reached for Mercedes chin and these mini lightning strike. "Ow! Back off, Derek. My fingers can cut diamonds. Flesh is no match. Give me the ring!" His eyes went all Revenant.
"Let her go, Derek." I ordered pointing my gun at him.
"You know I can't take it off, Derek!" Waverly said.
"Everyone stop saying Derek! Ah!." Mercedes said before being zapped again.
"I must pay fealty! Ultimate fealty to Bulshar!" Derek said.
"Bulshar? The demon husband of the venom-spewing, face-stealing monster-wives?" Mercedes said a bit scared.
"Yeah, that's the guy." I shouted.
He came up to me attacked me with his electric fingertips. "Ah Cut it off! Or I'll kill Ginger One and Ginger Two! Bitch, you just brought sparks to an Earp-ferno!" He said pulling out clippers.
"Oh, you want it, Derek?" Waverly said and he went closer.
"Yes." He said looking like a kid on Christmas.
"Huh? Huh? Take it!! Take it." Waverly said and she grabbed his face burning it.
"The face. Why is it always the face?!" Mercedes complained.
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Wayhaught Love
RomanceA love story about Waverly and Nicole. Some ideas are from Wynonna Earp and some are from other stories I have read but I have made them my own. This their life story.
