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.Killer, the perfect human being, who can wake up -I know shocking, but- with happiness and energy.
The man stretches himself a bit, then stands up, wondering if [Y/N] survived night with the four kids.
He had only one in the room after all, but a bit oversized piece.
-Morning, Kid. -says the masked man, but his captain is not awake yet.
-Yes, pray for life you filthy man. Do you want to get cut in pieces or skinned? Think well. -Eustass murmurs in his sleep, then squelches twice with his red lips, starting to suck on his own thumb.
Killer sweetdrops and leaves the room to the kitchen without a word.
He needs a coffee to this gang. Like a litre of coffee. Hopefully in a not pink mug, but he doesn't give this wish too much chance.
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.-Oi, wake up-eh!
-So skinned it is... hehe, good choice you piece of shit.
-I SAID WAKE UP-EH! -yells tiny Doffy aggressively and kicks Kid's side with all the force he has.
And even as a child, it's not weak.
The redhead's eyes open right way and he starts coughing heavily, rolling to his side.
-YOU WANNA GET CHOPPED UP, BRAT?!
-I WILL BE THE ONE TO CHOP YOU UP-EH! COME!
-Nobody orders me around! Go and **** yourself. -huffs Kid.
But since little Doffy is just as scary as the adult one, he grabs Eustass' arm and starts pulling him towards your bedroom.
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.-Help her. Please-eh. -he sniffles at the doorframe, clenching to the man's red coat.
Then Doflamingo's eyes gleam for a second and he looks up.
-By the way I like this coat-eh. Not as fluffy as mine but it has a good design. Do they have it in pink-eh?
But Eustass is completely freezed, watching the horrible scene that is so terrible even for his sadistic heart.
-Is it right this way? -asks baby Law, shaking a pen.
-No, take the black one. -answers Croc, intensely scribbling on your forehead with deep study. -And the ones with blue mark are harder to wash off. So use those.
-Can I get the yellow? -asks little Rosinante, lying on his stomach, drawing flowers on your leg.
-Here you are, Cora-san! -smiles Law right way brightly, handing it over. -Do you need something else?
-An orange... thank you!
Kid blinks at the crowd for a few seconds, successfully pissing off Doffy more with it.
-Go and do something-eh, you are the adult! -he shouts. -They didn't listen to me, and Dowly will kick my ass if I hurt them-eh.
-R-right... -says Eustass still sleepily, walking to the bunch of kids.
Your little brothers grin at him devilishly.
-Want to get decapitated again, Eustass-ya?
-Another sauce wash, tomato head?
Kid's eyes twitch but he takes a very deep breath. It will feel much better if he beats them up after they turn back.
The man glances back at the angry Doflamingo baby and sighs.
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Short Tales [Doflamingo×Dowly]
Fanfiction𝘈𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥. A One-Shot collection for Vice. -Don't plagiarize, I leave my heart in my books. I do not own One Piece or its characters-