A/N: The twitter/facebook stuff is on hold for now I will start it later.
Who has those one or maybe more people who gossip in school? *20 hands shoot up*
They may be an individual or multiple people. Everyone you say to them no matter how innocent they change it and make YOU sound like the bad guy. *yeah crowd starts arguing*
Don't you ever wish they would take you SERIOUSLY FOR ONCE AND STOP SPREADING RUMOURS ABOUT YOU? *everyone shouts yes*
WELL NOW IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE!!*change everyone shouts. But how?*
Using scenario 1 of course. *everyone face palms duh!*
Scenario 1
You: standing by your locker as you see the gossiper walk past you
G: Oh hi didn't see you there
You: Heyy
G: You like Zayn
You: What no?!? I said hey
G: You are in denail I knew it
You: What I didn't say anything though?
G: Omg double dooer you like Niall too
You: Noo eww they have such crap personalities
G: OMG GOSSIPPPP!!
You: What?!?! :0 What are you saying?
**5 Days Later**
Random stranger from school: I didn't know you like Zayn
You: What?!?! When?!?!? That loser.
Random stranger: Aww that's so cute you are in denial.
You: What?!!?!? :0
**next day**
You: Walking through the hallways and hear people whispering around you.
Whispers: She likes Niall.
W: No she likes Zayn
W: She's a double dooer she likes 'em both
W: hahaha what a loser!
W: She likes Zayn
W: She is eating Niall
W: He told me she has a huge crush on Niall and Zayn
W: ooooh look she's their
You: Why?!?? Why world? Why do you hate me?
I HATE it when people spread rumours about me so if you are a supporter please reply <:> In the comments below.
Now I wish I could stop these gossipers from talking well maybe their is a way.
Option 1: Don't give a shit
Option 2: Keep telling them no and support reasons
Option 3: Avoid them and don't talk to them
Option 4: Write an essay about how much you would never like them
Option 5: Get supporters and declare World War 3
Option 6: Have a cat-fight (this is my personal favorite)
Option 7: Slap the world. This may involve large hands and lot's of smacking good luck with it.
So how was it guys? I haven't updated in a while sorry I have tons of stories going on and I may not update for a while since my laptop will be in repair. Hope you like and pls vote and comment THANK U!! <3
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99 Ways to get Rid of Annoying People
HumorWelcome and beware this book may change your life :3 CAUTION: Please keep in mind that this book is purely fiction and anything deemed inappropriate in this book is purely for laughs. I am not trying to offend anyone.
