What up everyone it's your girl @Naughty_And_Spice! Guess what we passed October and I effin loved October! I love October cause of Halloween, Halloween is my favorite holiday. I love all of the costumes and candy and everything!
From age 4 to 13 I would go trick or treating and it was soo much effin fun! I didn't even need to buy a costume I am white...so I was a VAMPIRE for all of those years. I would get those fake fangs and wear all black...BAM vampire. Nowadays people won't even be in costumes! Kids will come up to me and when I open my door I see kids in plain clothes WTF, if you is coming to my house then you best be in a costume or no candy for you foo. Lol JK, candy for everyone!
The biggest stress in Halloween is getting the costumes. During Halloween Walmart and freaking sainsbury will be swarmed with people! When I walk into Walmart there will be kids crying, parents stressed out, and soo many damn people. It's like One Direction and Justin Bieber had a baby and everyone is there to see.
Oh and don't tell me that one size fits all crap ok. What if I was nicki minaj and I wanted to get your nerd outfit. How is her big old booty gonna fit in those tight arse jeans. Start making different sizes!
Ok so in the store kids will pick up a costume then look at another one and another one then pick the original. WTF! So if you're a guy/girl and you wanted to be...a PUMPKIN for Halloween but your looking at fairy wings then I'm sorry my friend but you have failed the test of life. I don't care if you have freakin A+ in every class, the second you looks at the wings you have failed! I've warned you, now stay away from the wings.
ON TO THE NEXT ONE
I feel that parents are so stressed at the costume shop that they don't even care what the child picks.
"Mom I wanna be Katy perry from the music video of California girls".
"Ok fine lets go".
They reach the cash register and the lady says.
"Hello my name is Jenny and is will be $68".
Then the parent pays and finally gets home then goes to sleep, yay nap time!
Then for all you people that don't buy outfits, make your own! Just pick three different objects from your house and dress up as lady gaga. Or just go in plain clothes and when the people ask you what you are, say they your a werewolf and its not a full moon so you can't transform!
SO, tell me in the comments what you dressed up for Halloween? I know it's kinda late but still make it awesome or don't comment at all jks PLS VOMMENT!! Next step ARE U A HOT MESS?
YOU ARE READING
99 Ways to get Rid of Annoying People
HumorWelcome and beware this book may change your life :3 CAUTION: Please keep in mind that this book is purely fiction and anything deemed inappropriate in this book is purely for laughs. I am not trying to offend anyone.
