Do you have a really small hallway in your school where all the lockers are located? Well, I do and it's so annoying. Well, let me just explain through a scenario.
Scenario 1: My lunch box
You: In the lunch room planning to eat lunch when you forgot your lunch box upstairs. You walk up to the hallway to find it crowded with no one other than PEOPLE. You push your way through. Note: This is harder when your short.
**5 Minutes later**
You: Excuse me! Out of my way! Get your ass of my face and what nots
You: Finally my locker and you take out your lunch bag (btw this happened this morning with my friend) OMG! You end up finding your self falling through a crowd of people unable to catch your balance. Now the locker seems like a good place to hide. Finally you have some space only to be pushed headfirst into your locker finally a safe haven. Before you have enjoyed your time in there a teacher comes and tells you to get out. Now your new mission is to get back to the lunch room. You end up finding your self once again falling over some guy and on the floor. You are weeping tear stricken but you have finally made it to the lunchroom. Next destination microwave. Good Luck!
*Quick note: I lightly pushed my friend on the stairs and she fell into some guy. The funniest part was that she couldn't keep her balance 'cause she was so short and kept falling into him. He was freaked out and pushed her away. I was dying I couldn't stop laughing.** OMG I am a meanie but it's not my fault she can't stand with her puny head.
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99 Ways to get Rid of Annoying People
HumorWelcome and beware this book may change your life :3 CAUTION: Please keep in mind that this book is purely fiction and anything deemed inappropriate in this book is purely for laughs. I am not trying to offend anyone.
