So, hey guys I haven't updated in the longest time I know I know eat me. Just joking! Anyways so I went on this school trip which inspired me to write a chapter. Now I will not mention any schools or personal info because that would be stereotypical. Now I know I'm blabbering and all but just a caution. Okay I will shut up now!
Scenario 1 (I hate bitches) **This actually happened to me**
You: Sitting on the table waiting for your lunch. Two girls who don't talk much sit with you then two other beochise (bitches) sit without making eye contact with you.
Bitch 1: Omg I was like talking to him but then he like ignored me so I like like hugged it and he was like you know
Bitch 2: Omg Omg no way-way you are just sooo funny
Mute 1: ...
Mute 2:...
You: Awkward! *sing song voice*
Bitch 1: Omg I can't believe he did that *whisper gossip*
Bitch 2: I know right he was like sooo hot but then I was like you know and then I was like f him but then you know
You: OMFG I don't know!!
Mute 1: Is about to pour some milk for herself
Bitch 1: Snatches it from her before she can pour it without making any eye contact with her
Mute 1:...
You: WTF u bitch
Bitch 1: I wish I could sit without losers
Bitch 2: OMG right
Mute 2:...
Mute 1: ...
You: WTF I'm outta here bitches *and leaves without another word*
So incase u guys are confused which you should be. I went on this school trip with two other school which were all girls schools. In one school their were slutty bitches but not all of them were bad. I had to sit alone with the girls school on a breakfast day cause the waiter made me so then I met THE BITCHES!! Don't get me wrong most of them are nice but not all of them.
Do you hate bitches cause I do? We didn't ask them to rule the school are anything and how the f are they so over popular when they do nothing.
Ways to piss off a Bitch
1. Call her ugly
2. Scream you bitch then walk away without a care in the world
3. Steal her makeup and replace it with permanent markers
4. Take away her mirror or scribble all over it your choice
5. Photoshop her face and post it on facebook
6. Slap her
7. Post a note on her back that says BITCH
9. Ignore them
10. Tell them to STFU
Now guys these ways are really mean and just for laughs so don't actually do it cause that would be mean.
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99 Ways to get Rid of Annoying People
HumorWelcome and beware this book may change your life :3 CAUTION: Please keep in mind that this book is purely fiction and anything deemed inappropriate in this book is purely for laughs. I am not trying to offend anyone.
