Hey guys so I got my twitter back again follow me @arshonedirect and I am writing another step from the comfort of my home. Enjoy!
1. The Guy who forgets other people have access to the internet to: This is a person who usually has tweets such as Breaking: US to pull out of Afghanistan in 2013 . Seriously don't tweet this we can all watch the news and can read online too. You tweeting this is not going to get us to follow you instead re-thing about your life and tell you to get one kind sir.
2. Semi Famous Person Who Must Acknowledge Every Mention: Just because an innocent fan replied to a Justin Bieber tweet or even a One Direction tweet this semi famous person must answer every single mention and must reply to every single tweet. For example @humpingkittens glad you liked it @JonGates11 good to know! Keep watching!
3. Forever Alone Crap: This person is "forever alone" and has to tell the world about their crap. They also hate relationships. For example Sometimes when a man and a woman love each other very very, much the DUDE FUCKS IT UP AND EVERYTHING GOES TO SHIT... @Ladybuns3: Who says I'm alone? Doesn't this pint of cookies 'n' cream count for SOMETHING. These people annoy the shit outta me so if you are one of them please for the love of god here is $20 go clean yourself up child.
4. The guy who cannot decide which side of the bed to sleep on without counsulting his followers: @amIbugginguyet: Okay hive mind! Mom is coming to town which cupcakes should I buy? @amIbugginguyet: Okay tweeps which bike should I buy? @amibuggingyouyet: Attention twit fam should I keep shortening family to fam? OMFG get a life nobody cares what bike you buy! We are not effin buying a bike so stfu. How about if you didn't have twitter how the fuck would you make an effin desicion?
5. The guy who thinks noone else has ever been on an airplane: @soveryverybusy: EWR-->LAX @soververybusy: Oh Berlin I will be their in 18 hours and tweet every minute of my life? OMG we know how long it takes we get it your busy you travel we don't need your travel tweets.
6. Thei-follow-back: Their name is legit I follow back and half the time hahaha make this ironic THEY DON'T FOLLOW BACK.
7. Spammers: They spam things like @carma: RT RT RT if you want 100 followers fast just retweet everyone this works.
So, please for the love of god if you are one of those people DEACTIVATE your twitter NOW!
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99 Ways to get Rid of Annoying People
HumorWelcome and beware this book may change your life :3 CAUTION: Please keep in mind that this book is purely fiction and anything deemed inappropriate in this book is purely for laughs. I am not trying to offend anyone.
