99 Ways to get Rid of Annoying People

Step 24: Annoying Texts Part 1: The Creeper

Have you ever got a text from a stranger, creeper or probably an annoying person? How do you get rid of them obviously not answer the text but how about answering the text in such a way that you will completely get rid of that person. Confused? Don't be scenario 1 will tell YOU how to deal with the situation.

***This step is subdivided into 3 parts. 1. the creeper   2. the stranger   3. an annoying person

Scenario 1 (the creeper)

Text: Hey Richard

You: I'm not Richard

Text: Who are you?

You: Who are you?

Text: I asked first

You: So....

Text: I'm Dan

You: I'm Bob

Text: Wait ur not Richard

You: I'm Bob

Text: So Richard Friday?

You: I'm Bob

Text: I don't believe you what's your skin colour?

You: White?

Text: No your African. Richard is African.

You: I'm a white Bob

Text: What school do you go to?

You: Waldor... Woah there who are you?

Text: I'm Dan

You: What school do you go to?

Text: *never comes*

So, this is an example of what you shouldn't do if a creeper messages you. Dedicated to my friend who doesn't have wattpad. She did something similar with a guy I was so angry how about if he stalks you? Anyways, so next scenario; scenario 2 is about how to confuse and get rid of a creeper.

Scenario 2

Text: Hi what are you doing?

You: Do I know you?

Text: Yeah I'm your best friend Bob

You: I don't know a Bob

Text: Well now you do ;)

You: Bob you're cute

Text: I know but you can't see me ;)

You: Chiny-chin-chin

Text: Huh?

You: OMG IT'S 9/11!!

Text: No it's not :/

You: :Let's go cray-cray till we see the sun you know the darks gone but the light has come

Text: Um....

You: Hello sir? The (cute sexy lady) you are texting is not available right now please leave a text after the *beep*

Text: Okay fuck

You: Sorry that exceeds the character limit

Text: F this

You: Sorry the text box is full try again later *beep*

Text: Dayum I can't send

You: F off loser *block number*

I know what you are thinking why don't you just block the number before well wasn't it more fun this way? ;3