What's the most annoying thing? Being bored in class of course. I have a laptop school so at least I can access wattpad *phew* lol. But for those of you poor souls who cannot. Yes I feel your pain *2 mins of silence* I have a little chappie for you. Well some may think how is this related to my book well it is. Is being bored in class annoying? Well, then it concludes.
You: Sitting with your friend in class
Friend: I'm so bored the teacher is talking foreva
You: I know right
Friend: I wanna die I already know this
You: *groan*
Teacher: So that's why 1+1 =2 okay?
Random kid: I get it let's move on
Teacher: Another reason why 1+1 =2 is...
You: OMG I get it now shut up
Friend: That's a little mean
You: I know but c'mon who doesn't know that 1+1=2 in grade 9
Friend: Point taken
You:*smirk as the teacher puts the class to sleep*
Teacher: So, class let me show you an essay I wrote on why 1+1=2
You: Who cares? We get it already.
Teacher: Quiet kid this is fun
You: No it is not from the reference my journey to boredom
Me: Now how should I prevent boredom? Hmmmm...
Me: I got it. A list ;)
Ways to Reduce Boredom in Class ;)
1. Every time the teacher asks a question say, "I strongly agree."
2. Congratulate the teacher every time she says something eg."Good job teach! You got that one right."
3. Write a barcode on your hand and make yourself for sale such as $6.69
4. Wink at some random kid on the side of the room
5. Stare at someone until they notice your presence
6. Start drawing moustaches on yourself
7. Continuously poke the person beside you until they get annoyed
8. Create an argument about nothing in particular to waste time
9. Stare at some random kid across the room and then smile at them for as long as you can
10. Start dancing to gangam style in your seat
11.Keep looking at the door until another person looks their too
12. Keep turning behind you
13. Wave at the door and pretend someone is their just to make the entire class look
14. Take somebody's computer and start playing gangam style on it
15. Play a game on your computer
16. Read books on wattpad
17. Pass a note around the class without getting caught Hi sexy bitch! Sign here ;)
18. Scratch a body part noticeably
19. Continuously move positions in your seat until it annoys someone
20. Whisper pppssst to someone beside you and then look away fast. Do it repeatedly until they notice.
21. Tap the person beside you's opposite shoulder than look away really fast and whistle noticeably
22. Start whistling in class
23. Start singing one direction in class
24. Keep glancing towards the teacher and smile like your hiding something
25. Drum your fingers on a table loudly until it annoys someone
Hey guys please vomment it will mean a lot <3 and also which step was your fav? Also if you were to recommend any step to this list (I will add all of them) what is it? Tell me in the comments.
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99 Ways to get Rid of Annoying People
HumorWelcome and beware this book may change your life :3 CAUTION: Please keep in mind that this book is purely fiction and anything deemed inappropriate in this book is purely for laughs. I am not trying to offend anyone.
