Is it your day back to school already? Just joking we all know you are in school at least I'm hoping :S P.S This chapter was inspired by iiSuperWomanii If you don't know who she is go fuck yourself. Just jking! Search her up she's amazayn and brilliam!
Types of People @ School
1. The water works: This is usually a girl and it seems like tears are permanently stuck to her face. Literally buy some waterproof mascara we do not want to see a horror movie every time we walk by you. Monday goes by she has black all over her eyes, Tuesday black all over her face (I mean mascara not racial), Wednesday tears. GET AN EFFIN GRIP WOMAN!! Okay here is $20 bucks get yourself together woman! Now if you are one of those people please pull it together for the love of god.
2. The Older Sex God: Pity me I don't have one of these at my school lmao. This person is usually an older good looking guy no matter how much he is a douche you just want him to have your babies. Whenever he walks by you find your hair twirling in your finger or is that vice versa. Sometimes you and your friends even make a code word whenever he walks by. My friends and I made the code word ALERT! which is not obvious at all psssh what are you saying.
*On your laptop* ALERT! ALERT!
*On your phone* ALERT! ALERT!
*In class* ALERT! ALERT!
*on Mars* ALERT! ALERT!
3. The NERDS!!: This guy puts down your self-esteem every time the teacher asks a question. *I know* In a squeaky voice. What is mitochondria? *I know (squeaky voice)* In a party when nanana what's my name? Is playing the kid will put his hand up and say *I know* In a squeaky voice. Get a grip yo! We get it you know stop putting our self-esteem down. :(
4. Player: The next guy is a player. This boy is in your grade and he's sexy and he knows it. He's like an angel from hell, because you hate him but secretly want to attack his face because he's so effin gorgeous. He's like the forbidden apple from the tree...and who doesn't like a lil'apple sauce.
5. Puberty spam: Parm could be a guy or a girl, at first you don't notice them but then bam puberty strikes and they are soo hot!
Scenario 1
First year
"Oh yeah I think I have Parm in one of my classes."
Second year
"So what do you guys think of parm?"
Third year
"OKAY! I want Parm to have my effin babies! I don't care if I'm too young."
6. The techy's: These are usually the tech people the sound artists. They love anything that screams wires and know-it-all. After a study I just made up right now they are the most likely to become the pedophiles are the rapists. So once in a while feel free to give them a little flirty smile. "Hey what up? Maybe you want to remember me in like 50 years when I'm old and helpless." *flirty smile*
9. Her Majesty: This girl or guy walks in like they know everything. You might as well bow down to them. You know just give a tip and come with your clickity-click heels and I'll fan you why not? Right? Do you own the school or something? Because I go to prom look from a hot mess and change into a hot dress when you come to prom and you look the effin same. It's not prom every day you know and how about next we chant around you? Huh? Would you like that?
Haven't updated in a while. Sorry people I had exams. So how did you like this chapter tell me in the comments! Also tell me what type of a kid are YOU at school? Don't be shy! Next chapter are you A HOT MESS?
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99 Ways to get Rid of Annoying People
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