Is their this one person in school who is so annoying and gets on nerves so bad. No matter how much you tell him to stop he laughs and keeps doing it. He says really annoying comments and really annoying loser stuff that only that person would say. Urgh! I hate these people. they throw books at your face and say face book, dat is not funny :(
You: Talking to a friend then walk over to sit down on a chair
Loser: Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi
You: Lazily look over to see a loser. Hiii
Loser: Throws a book at your face. Hahahaha! Facebook
You: Wtf!
Loser: Hahahaha look at your face
You: Come here you little bitch
Loser: Throws something at you
You: F uuuuuuuu
Loser: Hahahahaha
Now do you wish you could get rid of this loser. Well here's how you do it
You: Go up to loser. Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi
Loser: Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi back at you
You: Take his computer and turn it off
Loser: Heyyyyyy
You: Oops now take losers hand and put it on his/her face. Face palm! *grin*
Loser; Heeyyyy
You: Oopsie I meant Bitch slap. Now take his/her hand and bring to cheek. *Grin* Now that's cheeky. Leave the loser confused and start christmas carolling as you leave.
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99 Ways to get Rid of Annoying People
HumorWelcome and beware this book may change your life :3 CAUTION: Please keep in mind that this book is purely fiction and anything deemed inappropriate in this book is purely for laughs. I am not trying to offend anyone.
