Hook, Line, and Screamer!

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Chris: Previously on Total Drama Island. Campers had to build their own hot wheels in a motocross challenge to race for invincibility. There were big winners and big-time losers! And there were even some wicked, off-the-track motocross stunts! But in the end, it was Heather who crossed the finish line and double-crossed Lindsay, proving that Heather really is a backstabbing user who'll do anything to win. Lindsay ultimately lost the race and the challenge, which meant goodbye to Lindsay and her luxury luggage. Who will be the next winner? Who will be the next loser? Who will renew my contract for next season? All these mind-robbing questions are revealed in this episode of Total. Drama. Island!

Night Time...

We're all hanging out watching a scary movie using an old projector found by Duncan, who was rummaging through whatever Chris and Chef had on the island. Everyone seems to enjoy it except for DJ, who's a huge scaredy-cat, and Heather, who isn't even paying attention. The bloodfest soon splatters all over the screen, which Gwen, Duncan, And I seem to especially like a lot.

Izzy: Aw, gross! Aw, the chainsaw psycho's going back to the woods! He's getting away! Yeah! Good ending! Izzy loves scary movies!

Owen: So does Owen.

He looks over to see Me, Duncan, and DJ giving him thumbs up. "The projector shuts off, pleasing DJ."

DJ: Whoo. Am I ever glad that's over? I "really" hate scary movies.

Duncan: Oh yeah? What scares you most? The, uh, part where everyone meets a grizzly death? Or the psycho killer with the hook?!

Duncan then pulls out a hook and scares DJ with it. We all laughed that he was scared.

*Start of Confessional*

DJ: "DUDE!!! That was NOT cool!"

*End of Confessional*

Gwen: Aw, c'mon, Deej. For a slasher flick, it was pretty tame.

Duncan: Yeah, there was hardly any hacking. Not like Bloodbath 2: Summer Camp Reign of Terror!

Gwen: No way! That's my favorite movie! I love when the killer jams that guy's hand into the lawnmower!

Duncan: Ha! Or when he pushes the chick off the dock, and then she lands on a propeller blade that slices her in half?

Duncan and Gwen: Or when he shoves that big dude's head inside the wood chipper!

DJ is so scared that he jumps into Leshawna's arm. And Heather looks like she doesn't care at all.

Heather: Aww! It looks like Gwen and Duncan have more in common than bad fashion sense! It's just mindless guts and gore.

Gwen: Horror movies aren't mindless.

Duncan: Yeah, they're loaded with psychological trauma. Heh, look at DJ.

Leshawna shoves DJ off of her lap.

Heather: Whatever. Does anyone have any idea what our challenge will be this week?

James: Yeah? Where is Chris anyway?

Later...

We find Chef loading bags and cases full of luggage onto the Boat of Losers.

Duncan: Hey yo, Chef! Where's the fire?

"Chef" doesn't answer and gets on the boat as quickly as possible. He and Chris take off without a second thought. Owen then picks up a small green bag.

Owen: Dude! You forgot this!

Suddenly, something falls out of it, A newspaper. Owen then starts reading it.

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