alright y'all. after almost 24 hours, the consensus was a headcanon list. so here you are. i'm also going to be listing who i've been imagining during my writings, in case you want to know. i haven't listed them before because i want y'all to be able to envision whoever you want, but i figured this would be a good place. also, these are directly copied word for word from a list in my phone, so they're a little bonkers.
janis sarkisian-barrett wilbert weed
-did ballet from ages 3-12, met regina there
-biological father died when she was four, stepfather left when she came out at 13
-she has a sizable inheritance from her biological father that she gets access to when she turns 18
-starts dying the blonde ends of her hair wacky colors with temporary dye in college
-cuts the ends off the day before she graduates from college
-the blonde bits are also from her time with the plastics
-reads about alien conspiracy theories in her free time
-loves the vibe of space but knows fuck all about it
-disaster prone, impulsive and clumsy as all hell
-SARCASTIC
-got Pancakes when she was 13 as an emotional support animal
-sent flowers to regina after the bus without putting her name on them, but couldn't bring herself to visit
-regina knows it was her because she was the only person who knew white roses were her favorite
-afraid of needles but gets tattoos and piercings on impulse whenever she feels confident enough
-secretly loves horses
-is 5'10" and about 155 pounds
-lover of all things coffee
-loves little kisses, giving and receiving
-likes horror movies because they make her feel tough
-love language is quality time and words of affirmation
cady heron-weird blend between danie wade and erika henningsen
-autistic!
-special interest in math, came up as a child and she just ran with it
-polyglot, near fluent in english, swahili, french, german, spanish, italian, swedish, and ASL
-because she also had a special interest in languages as a kid
-swears in different languages when she gets frustrated
-loves skincare products, will pin janis down to make her let cady pamper her too
-loves to stim with janis' hair
-loves janis' jackets
-and shirts
-steals them whenever she gets the slightest opportunity
-love language is touch
-very organized but has terrible handwriting
-janis buys her lots of chewy necklaces and stim toys and she loves and uses them all
-afraid of the dark and big storms. likes little storms tho
-takes a sleeping bag and camps in her backyard whenever she's stressed
-loves to let janis paint on her
-tries to learn art to impress janis, it doesn't work but janis loves what she makes anyway
-5'3" and about 120 pounds
-will throw hands for janis
-vegetarian when she can be
-sleeps on her tummy, janis thinks it's adorable
-can and will sleep anywhere but sometimes pretends she can't sleep so janis will cuddle her
-never wears matching socks
-drops shit all the time
-wears crocs.
-has plants named after all her friends. if one plant isn't doing well she checks on whoever it's named after
-soft spoken. so soft.
cadnis
-janis' nicknames for cady: caddy, baby, babe, butterfly, kitkat, peanut, dork, africa, button, muffin, cady girl, sunflower, princess, angel, honey
-cady's nicknames for janis: love, lovey, janjan, jay, jayjay, bluejay, sweetheart, mpenzi, mpendwa, loser, art freak, picssso, jellybean, dearest, darling
-cady says i love you first but janis says it more
-their relationship is more romantically driven than sexually driven
-take turns as little spoon
-they go on their honeymoon in kenya
-run errands together
damian hubbard-grey henson
-stans cadnis so hard
-trans but only a select few people know
-parents divorced when he was 10
-DRA👏MA👏TIC
-excellent cook
-choreographs dances to his favorite songs and forces janis and sometimes cady to learn them
-tries to speak french a lot
-cannot
-janis has to correct him
-once janis and cady move in together they sometimes come home and just find him chilling on their couch
-insists on being the flower girl at cadnis' wedding
-collects socks and playbills
regina george- blend between taylor louderman and mariah rose faith (and a touch of renee rapp)
-studies psychology in college to find out why she was Like That
-becomes a pediatric therapist, works mostly with young teens
-spends forever trying to make things up to people
-starts dating gretchen and karen in their junior year of college
-they get an axolotl named louboutin and a golden doodle named nutmeg
-genuinely enjoys tiktok and has a decent following
-fucking riddled with insecurity but acts chill
-riiiiiiiiiiich
-daddy issues to the highest heavens
-gets a k and a g engraved into her r necklace and buys them matching ones
-takes up fencing in her senior year of high school to get her Aggression out in a constructive way
-plays piano
-clingyyyyy
-can juggle
gretchen wieners-krystina alabado
-✨ANXIIIIIIETY✨
-starts dating karen just before their junior year spring fling but has to hide it from regina until she undergoes her Redemption Arc
-studies fashion and eventually runs her own design empire (have y'all seen her outfits? her SHOES??)
-bisexual, actually had a crush on kevin g during their freshman year of high school
-has made fetch happen
-technically richer than regina but doesn't act like it
-loves hugs and cuddles, especially from her girlfriends
-plans the best dates
-introduces her girlfriends to jewish holidays once they all start dating
-they celebrate both
-karen's guardian angel, stops her from doing stupid shit
-also regina's guardian angel, stops her from fighting people she'll regret fighting later
-kind of hesitant about dating regina at first because she lived for her validation for so long
-regularly takes a step back to evaluate things and make sure their relationship is still healthy
-makeup kween
karen smith-jonalyn saxer
-does PR and social media for gretchen's company
-spends a long time realizing she is just as intelligent and worthy of love as everyone else
-it just manifests differently for her
-can make friends with annnnyyyyyyone
-gretchen has to write an emoji dictionary for everyone else to translate karen's messages
-throws a fucking rager for halloween every year
-pansexual
-loves a vest
-loves tacos
-does not know how to comfort people but manages anyway
i imagine aaron as adante carter and everyone else as the OBC, but i don't have any headcanons for them :( sorry
anywho! hope you enjoyed this little list, and thank you all again for 500 reads! i love you all bunches.
lots of love,
ezzy
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cadnis oneshots so i can get some f*cking sleep
Fanfictionbasically exactly as it sounds. fluffy oneshots of cadnis, with a few bonus relationships/characters for flavor. it gets better as you go on. i don't really write angst and never write smut, so enjoy this soft and wholesome story.
