face reveal and facts about ezzy!

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hello friends! i'm not sure what day it is anymore but i hope it's been good for you!

the winner of our little poll was a face reveal and some facts about me, ezzy! unfortunately i am apparently incapable of taking a decent photo of myself, so y'all get this one from a few years ago instead. i don't look any different now so it'll fuckin' do! kindly ignore the santa hat, it was christmas.

 i don't look any different now so it'll fuckin' do! kindly ignore the santa hat, it was christmas

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hi! i'm ezzy! here's some things about me, of little importance and in no particular order:

-my birthday is this month!

-so my zodiac sign is cancer

-i've had the hiccups for five years

-i've never watched the mean girls movie

-my favorite color is periwinkle :)

-i am, evidently, tol. i'm 5'9" roughly, or about 175 centimeters (idk how metric people measure height, sorry :/)

-ezzy is actually a play off part of my last name

-i'm a whole idiot! in the past week alone, i have: forgotten to go to bed, forgot to add the laundry to the laundry, and forgotten to open a door before attempting to go through it

-i'm terrified of mascots (chuck e cheese? ew)

-one of my ancestors fell off the mayflower

-he was ok tho unfortunately

-irl i'm actually very shy. i don't have very many friends and it's hard for me to put myself out there

-i love frozen! they're some of my favorite movies and is actually the musical that really got me into broadway as a whole (so in a roundabout way, y'all actually have frozen to thank for this)

-i hate honey. everything about it. honeycomb is my worst nightmare.

-i love birds!

-i have no idea if i can actually sing or not. i love to do it (i have a very long playlist) and was in a choir for ten years but i've never heard myself sing alone and i'm too scared to listen to any recordings

-i have a little kitty named muffin

-i have a little kitty named muffin

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-she 12 years old

-i don't know how to swim and i'm very afraid of water

-i've never left the country. someone please get me out of here i hate the us

-i have superglued my fingers together on more than one occasion

-i am no longer allowed to use superglue unsupervised

-i really like to bake! i'm genuinely considering owning a bakery someday

-my myers-briggs type is INFJ

-i hate summer

-fall and spring are elite

-i write all my fics on my phone! all of them have been written on my notes app and then copy and pasted to wherever they need to be

-i'm a middle child

-i have an older sister (26) and a younger brother (13)

-i'm very interested in languages! in some form or another i've studied spanish, french, japanese, chinese, greek, norwegian, and hawaiian

-i am fluent in exactly zero of these languages and nowhere near it

-i paint as another hobby but i'm not very good

-i was an education major in university, i wanted to be a teacher

-i no longer want to be a teacher

-i am also no longer in university

-my favorite number is 8

-and my favorite letter is S

-i have a deep and burning hatred for barney the dinosaur

if you voted for something else, they'll almost definitely be done at some point in the future, so worry not. i hope you enjoyed some fun facts about me!

lots of love,
ezzy

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