hello everyone welcome to another surprise friday post lol
todays my birthday!! so here's some old tumblr drabbles i forgot to finish/post as a present from me to y'all :)
two chapters (look at me go) and tws are with each !
enjoy!!
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48 cadnis kisses out of habit
tw for infidelity kinda
Cady wakes up to her phone buzzing relentlessly on her nightstand. She groans as she rolls over onto her stomach and gropes around for it with one eye half-open. She winces at the brightness of the screen and scrambles to turn it down so she can actually see what it has to show her.
9:12 am. Still more texts coming in from Janis.
April 30.
They're getting married today.
She swipes up and taps in her passcode, since her phone can't recognize her sleepy face. Taps her way into her text thread with Janis.
babycakes: you're responsible for me just kissing damian on the fucking lips
babycakes: he's yelling at me
babycakes: Sent a video: he really can multitask
babycakes: making pancakes and yelling at me at the same time
babycakes: I JUST DKDKING DID IT AGAIN
babycakes: I CAN NEVER TALK TO DAMIAN AGAIN
babycakes: i hope you're happy with yourself
babycakes: oh my GOD
caddycat: Ok
caddycat: Back this truck up about ten miles
babycakes: I KISSED DAMIAN
babycakes: ON THE MOUTH
babycakes: T W I C E
caddycat: Congratulations
caddycat: And what does that have to do with me exactly?
babycakes: YOU
babycakes: dame let me have a sleepover in his bed
babycakes: and i forgot
babycakes: and i'm used to kissing u first thing when we wake up
babycakes: BUT IT WADNT YOU IT WASHIM AND I LISSED DAMIAN ON TEHMOUTH
babycakes: and then he brought me breakfast
babycakes: and i kiss you when you do that
babycakes: AND I FUCKING DIDIT GAAIN
Cady would've answered Janis' flurry of texts by this point, but she's laughing too hard too. They keep coming as Cady rolls around on the bed, clutching her aching stomach with tears in her eyes.
The chortles slow to chuckles after a while and she wipes the tears from her eyes with a last burst of giggles.
caddycat: My congratulations to the happy couple
babycakes: NHIS IS NOT HOW OUR WEDING DAY JS SUPOOED TO GO
caddycat: Is Dame mad?
babycakes: Sent a video: maybe ??
Cady opens this video of Damian, continuing his rant from the first.
"You're supposed to be gay!" It begins. "I'm supposed to be gay! Today is literally your wedding day and you go smooching me! What resemblance do I bear to Caddy? Huh? She's, like, two feet tall and maybe three pounds! Her hair is fucking red, Janis! Red! I am built like if a horse was a human and you say you kissed me because you thought I was her!"
Janis is giggling to herself in the background, but it sounds nervous. "It was habit! I swear!"
Damian is unphased. "I am supposed to be officiating your wedding in, like, eight hours! And here you go smooching the minister!"
YOU ARE READING
cadnis oneshots so i can get some f*cking sleep
Fanfictionbasically exactly as it sounds. fluffy oneshots of cadnis, with a few bonus relationships/characters for flavor. it gets better as you go on. i don't really write angst and never write smut, so enjoy this soft and wholesome story.
