cadnis oneshots so i can get some f*cking sleep

ahah oops

hey fetchies!! (still trying to pick a name for y'all oops) UH ANYWAY at some point while i was on break we got to 3k reads!!! which is like whooaaa crazy bananas. we also had our six month anniversary on september third which is also like whooaaaaa crazy bananas. so i just wanted to say a quick thank you!! i love each and every one of your sweet little faces so much, thank you for continuing to read my shit!! it means the world to me.

as a thank you because frankly i'm exhausted and don't have the energy to write a bonus chapter like i have the last couple times, here are ALL of my headcanons. you've seen some before, and there are a few i've tweaked or mentally gotten rid of. so this is, like, who i wanted the characters to be before i started writing anything :)) i might work a few in at some point and some might not

i haven't looked over this since i wrote the first few chapters so excuse any weirdness. that's just me.

okie here we go :))))

janis-

-did ballet from 3-12, how she met regina

-started working out senior year for the sole purpose of clocking trumpets or homophobes with the most power she could. also to carry cady around

-bio father died when she was four, stepfather left when she came out at 13

-bonded with damian over not having good male role models

-studies fine art and art history in uni and becomes an art teacher part time and does freelance on the side

-sizable inheritance from her bio dad that her mom finally told her about when she turned 18

-good at english, ok at history, terrible at math and science

-cady helps with math, damian with science

-cuts off blonde bits of her hair just before she leaves for uni

-loves reading about alien conspiracy theories in her spare time

-loves the vibe of space but knows fuck all about it

-sketches or paints cady whenever she has time to do it for fun

-looks and tries to act tough but is actually babey

-little half sister named juliana, calls her juju, julie or jules

-juliana is six years younger

-massive sweet tooth, will kill for chocolate

-love language is quality time and words or affirmation

-disaster prone, clumsy as all hell

-has anxiety and depression, previous self harm, eating disorder in middle school to fit in with plastics

-sometimes still affected

-bio dad was french, she was born there and kept up learning the language to honor him

-lactose intolerant

-refuses to acknowledge this

-has a cat named pancakes

-retired emotional support animal

-smash the patriarchy, death to capitalism

-middle name is olivia

-SARCASTIC

-also has adhd and is hella disorganized

-special relationship with karen

-sent flowers to regina post bus without putting her name on them

-steals cady's jacket a lot

-it doesn't fit so she uses it as a blanket