Guns and glory (A Highschool DXD fanfic)

Fried chicken

After the drama that happened last night in the clubroom I went home to sleep. The next morning I went to school and finished my classes and will meet up with Timor at the clubroom. Rias was sitting on this guys lap a guy who smelt like entitlement and had blond hair. I had my revolvers and gun belt hidden in the building for this so I put them on. I pushed open the doors and walked in like I owned the place.

Alex: "so... this is the fried chicken I've heard so much about."

Riser: "YOU DARE!!! A LOW HUMAN INSULTS RISER!!!"

Alex: "oh look it can speak... neat."

Rias: "you came..."

Alex: "not for you. We will talk later."

Grayfia: "Enough of this! As you know I am here under the orders of Sirzechs so there will be no disruption of piece."

Alex: "don't worry love. There won't be a fight. At least it wouldn't be a long one. No riser Phoenix's death is not mine to claim."

Riser: "my Rias I will incinerate everyone in this room if you do not return to the underworld with me."

Alex: "hahahahaha!! Your making it very difficult for me to not kill you. I might need to apologize to my friend for denying him of revenge."

Grayfia: "ENOUGH!!!! My lady Rias, lord riser, my master has anticipated that there would be a conflict of some sort. As such he has assigned me a last resort Should communication break down."

Rias: "yes of course he did. Would you care to be a little more specific?"

Grayfia: "if my lady insists on putting her personal preferences above those of her own family she is to settle this via a rating game with lord riser."

I heard issei thinking out loud and kiba and akeno talking to him but I wasn't paying attention I was waiting for Timor to get here.

Riser: "riser has played through numerous rating games, And has scored several wins for himself. Unfortunately my inexperienced bride has never even qualified for an official game."

Alex: "you must really have a small dick mate your really overcompensating here. I bet my friend and I could take you on and not only win but humiliate you in front of everyone."

Riser: "riser is curious as to why he is here? And why the ultimate queen won't allow riser to kill him?"

Grayfia: "because he can do as he claims lord riser."

Riser: "Rias I have to ask is this adorable group the extent of your servants? There all you have?"

Rias: "and so what if they are?"

Riser then started laughing and snapes his finger and a teleportation circle showing fire formed on the other side of the room.

Riser: "riser has 15 pieces. In other words I have a complete set."

Issei: "15! And there all hot as hell! Damn it! Issei hates him so much! WHY CANT I BE THIS GUYYYY!!!!!

Riser: "my dear why is your servant looking at me and weeping uncontrollably?"

Rias: "because his dream is to have a harem."

Alex: "Rias can I pleaseeeee shoot him?"

Rias: "no"

Riser: "oh is that so? Yubelluna..."

Yubelluna: "yes... my lord?"

She then stepped up to riser and he then started to make out with her and rias looked pissed. I was left speechless I was so disgusted.

Issei: "DAMN!"

Riser: "no matter how long you live you will never have what I do. Your just a lover class devil."

Issei: "shut up! Once I stop sucking at this devil shit I'll get all the ladies I want you stupid Phoenix breath! Or should I say penex breath!"

Riser: "how dare you... it would be best if you remember your place when you speak to me."

Issei: "screw you! The only person in this room I'm looking to impress is Rias! I don't give a shit what you think of me!"

Alex: "huh the perv has some balls after all..."

Issei: "we don't need to play some damn game! I'll kick your ass right here right now!"

Issei then dashed for riser.

Riser: "Mira."

This girl with a pole jumps in front of issei and went to hit issei a gunshot rings through the room. The girls staff was gone from the girls hands and she was standing there confused. Everyone looks at me but my guns are still holstered. Timor stood at the door.

Timor: "sorry I'm late Ace. So you said you ordered fried chicken for me?"

Isabela: "Timor?"

Timor: "hey sis."

Everyone: "sis!?"

Alex: "so are we going to kill him here? Or in front of the entire underworld?"

Timor: "I want to kill him and free my sister!"

Alex: "maybe when he beats Rias we can fight him and win her freedom so she's not labeled a stray."

Rias: "what makes you think we're going to lose?"

Alex: "pffffttt hahaha oh that's a good one. Rias you couldn't beat me a human."

Riser: "I accept your offer human."

Rias: "grayfia inform my brother I agree to the rating game."

Grayfia: "I will inform him immediately. As well as the proposal of Mr Flint."

Rias: "riser believe me when I tell you that we will annihilate you!"

Riser: "I look forward to it dear."

And with that everyone teleported out.

Rias: "Alex what the hell?"

Alex: "I told you that your in this mess on your own now after giving out my identity. I have my own plans now.

Timor and I then leave the clubroom.

Grayfia: "then it's settled.