Open house

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The next day was interesting after class ended the two perverts who hangout with issei tried to hit me... it failed because I caught there fists and threw them to the ground.

Alex: "wanna tell me what that was about? Or am I going to need to take it personally?" I crack my knuckles.

Baldy: "everyone knows what you did punk."

Glasses: "somehow you got that xenovia chick to join the occult research club! I'm tired of cool stuff happening to you all the time!"

Alex: "I could tell you but your not going to like the answer."

Both: "TELL US!!!!"

Alex: "I'm not a pervert. Now I'll ask again why did you try and hit me?"

Glasses: "you asked for it. Look at all there super hot girls who get all excited whenever you're around."

Issei: "there's Sona, Akeno, I remember sonas sister liked you, aika, and even Rias. Why can't you help us out man?"

Alex: "issei I'm sorry to say but I'm good but I'm not that good."

Glasses: "I just want to know about xenovia. You haven't hooked up with her yet have you?"

Alex: "well boys no I haven't you're welcome to try but I don't think she's interested."

Xenovia: "interested in what?"

Alex: "haha speak of the devil and she shall appear. What's up?"

Xenovia: "I'm sorry about the other day. I didn't mean to spring that on you when you weren't prepared."

Alex: "no problem. Can we talk about this later?"

Xenovia: "I brought you something. Keep these with you for the next time."

She pulled out condoms like playing cards who does that...

The 3 perverts: "DAMN IT!!!"

Alex: "I should have left class right after the bell..."

Asia: "hi guys. Oh those are pretty."

Xenovia gives her one.

Xenovia: "here you should probably take one too."

Asia: "oh thanks... but what are you supposed to do with it?"

Alex: (whispered) "so innocent... don't change..."

Aika: "looks like Alex is throwing a party later. Where's it at?"

Alex: (whispered) "Christ... not her too..."

Asia: "hey do you know have any idea what these are for?"

Aika nods and whispers in Asia's ear and she goes super red.

Alex: (whispered) "and there it goes..."

Issei: "all right that's enough! Asia isn't interested!"

Aika: "uh are you sure?"

Alex: (whispered) "fuck... not her too..."

Aika: "I think Asia would be very interested in what your planning to do with xenovia."

Asia: "NO it's ok if he doesn't wanna tell me I don't wanna know!"

Three perverts: "you dick!!!"

They tried again gut I grabbed issei and used him as a shield.

Asia: "oh no please don't hurt him!"

Three perverts: "no ones hurt." As I have all three pinned.

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