𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐓- 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝟏

Best Men!

Gloria was breastfeeding Joe whilst she was signing for the packages, "Initial here...and here....and here...and here" The man repeated, "Ay, my arm is starting to hurt" Gloria whined, "Just a couple more" The man smiled, "What's going on"? Jay asked, "Some creep over there won't stop staring at Gloria" I huffed standing on the stairs. "Nothing, I have to get this package but there's so much signing" Gloria sighed, "Get out of here you perv" Jay huffed pushing the man away and shutting the door. 

"What's the matter with you"? Jay asked, throwing the parcel on the table, "You don't do that in front of strangers, at least throw a blanket over" Jay suggested, "I am not ashamed" Gloria huffed, "Obviously, they're out all the time, in front of Manny and Julie, at the club, at Claire's dinner the other day-" Jay began, "Is that why Phil almost ate a candle"? I asked, "Point proven" Jay huffed looking at me. 

"Fine, next time I will feed your baby inside a dark closet" Gloria hissed, "I'm just saying pick your moments, like let Daliya open the door that's why we hired her-" Jay explained, "Daliya"! I yelled on cue. "My mother raised six children, while working on a construction job, she would be so ashamed if I have a Nanny" Gloria whispered, "I don't see a lot of shame from your mom when she's cashing my checks every month" Jay snarled, Daliya walked up to us.

"Hey, Daliya, we got to go see Manny's teacher, would you try to coax a burp out of this one"? Jay asked referring to Joe, "Come here little guy" Daliya smiled putting her arms out to hold him, "Can you hold him a little higher"? Gloria asked sweetly, "I will, I'm just letting him get settled in" Daliya smiled,  "Okay, we're going...bye bye Joe" Jay huffed opening the front door, "He likes to bounce a little, can you cup your hand so it doesn't feel like you're slapping him" Gloria frowned cupping Daliya's hand. "She knows it stop micro managing" Jay sighed earning a slap from Gloria, "Ow...cup your hand" He mumbled. 

Gloria and Jay had come back and told me and Manny to meet in the kitchen, "Look, nobody is as happy as I am about you loving the ladies all I'm saying is, you got to pull it back a little" Jay sighed, "Okay" Manny shrugged, "Do I have to be here"? I huffed, "Ay, Manny this is all my fault I am too free with my body, it was okay when you were a little boy but-" Gloria began, "Was it"? Me and Jay butted in, "But now that you're a young man, and your going through changes..." Gloria frowned.

"So, there's a lot of other things you can draw, you got your landscapes, you've got your bowls of fruit" Jay listed, "Trees" I added, "A barn, the ladies with the fruit on the head" Gloria smiled, "I said fruit" Jay whispered, "But you didn't say 'the ladies with the fruit on the head'" Gloria mumbled. "I'm trying to get him away from the ladies" Jay sighed, "Ah, good, good, good" Gloria nodded. 

"Hey, since you guys are going out and Manny has other plans, I'm going to Luke's" I smiled, I walked quickly walking through the door, me and Phil walked up the stairs, "Hey, it's just us tonight" I smiled as I opened the door, "Sounds good, I'll be right down" Luke jumped as was acting a little skittish, I shut the door. I opened it again, "I knew it"! I cheered, "What are you hiding"? Phil asked, "Porn" Luke blurted out, "Ew...gross" I gagged, "Don't lie to me"! Phil yelled looking at Luke. 

"Fine...I'm trying to send a message to a girl on Facebook but she's so out of my league...look at her" Luke frowned, "Oh, yeah, she's pretty" I smiled as I sat next to him, "I've been sitting here forever and I can't think of anything to say" Luke sighed, "Well, you are in luck, if anyone knows the art of wooing the fairer sex, it's this guy" Phil smiled as he took the laptop, I rolled my eyes as I took the laptop off him, "Watch this" I smirked. 

"Hey" I typed, "Wait"! Luke screeched, "Send" I smirked, "Why did you type that? now she knows I'm thinking about her" Luke whined, ding! "Smiley face" I laughed. "Oh, my God, stop! We can only screw it up from here" Luke begged, "Please, you're in the hands of the master, I think I know how to pick up a fourteen year old girl...for you" Phil smirked taking the laptop, "What's the haps tonight"? Phil typed, "What's the haps"? Me and Luke scoffed, "Nobody says that"! Luke complained.