"So did you have fun?" Jess asked with her eyebrow raised and a playful smirk.
"Was you and the rest of my family staring at me while I slept fun? No I don't think it was"
"You were sleeping? That's not what I heard" Sandy said
"Wha- no there was only sleeping"
"Then why were you about two seconds away from kissing?" River asked
Instead of answering she made a face and flipped them off.
The rest of them chuckled as Emily strolled in.
She clapped her hands together, "What are we laughing about?"
"JJ-"
She cut herself off when she was glared at.
"When JJ was little she tried to eat a dandelion. That's-that's what we're laughing at. That."
Emily had a playful grin. "Oh, t'es idiot putain" (Oh, you dumb fuck)
"Je ne suis pas un idiot putain!" (I'm not a dumb fuck) JJ immediately replied
Emily raised a challenging eyebrow. "Then you're a dumb nugget"
"OH, so now I'm a dumb nugget?"
"Yeah. You're a dumb nugget"
"I'm not a dumb nugget, you dumb nugget"
"Nice comeback dumb nugget"
"Dumb nugget my ass"
"Well guess what you look like? .... A dumb nugget" She said before JJ had a chance to answer
"What in the hell is going on?" Hanna asked her boyfriend
"What's a dumb nugget?" Rosco shot back
"Shut up" Emily said after one to many comebacks
"You shut up"
"You shut up"
"Um, you shut up"
"You sssssshhhhhhhhut up"
"Well excuse me David Rose, you shut up"
"No you shut up!"
"Mama, Mommy! You both shouwd shu up" Henry came in throwing his arms around
"Yeah Mommy" Emily mocked
"Bitch-"
Emily took off with JJ following closely behind. Henry laughed hysterically as he too ran after them.
Jess looked around before she spoke, "Okay... What was that about?"
"Again. What's a dumb nugget" Rosco asked to no one
"Uh huh, uh huh, yeah. What happened?"
"Are we not gonna talk about this morning? Dani asked
"More importantly though, what was that?"
"They were about to kiss!"
"Dumb nugget?"
"Um no"
"I mean they were practically naked!"
"Naked!?" Sandy asked turning to Dani
"I mean yeah?" She said with a shrug of her shoulders
"My daughter was naked in the same bed as someone else?"
"They were cuddling too" Frannie supplied suggestively wiggling her eyebrows
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The Not So Small Family
FanfictionJJ and her best friend Emily live in a mansion together with their four year old son. They are both legal guardians of him. JJ is his biological mother and Emily adopted him. His name is Henry Matthew Jareau-Prentiss. (P.S Emily is intersexual and h...
