The Not So Small Family

7

"So what do you do for a living? I'm a collage professor at the University of Virginia." Ny asked

"I'm in the marine corps and I work with JJ at the BAU" Emily said

"How old are you?" Pete asked

"I'm thirty three"

"What rank are you" Rachel asked 

"Sergeant Major"

"Wow. That's quite impressive" Sal said

"Thanks"

JJ was walking down the stairs watching the interrogation on her best friend.

"How long have you and JJ known each other?" Judy asked

"Six years"

"That was fast." Quinn said under her breath

Emily decided to ignore the comment. She was about to speak up when an arm came up and wrapped around her shoulder and JJ's chin was resting on the other. 

"W-" She started

"Shut up" JJ said

"You don't even know what I was about to say" Emily said as she slipped her hand to the small of JJ's back

JJ just groaned at her. "Someone's grumpy" Emily said under her breath even though everyone heard it

JJ glared at her and she turned her head acting like she was glaring at the people behind her even though it was just a wall. When that didn't work she said "Henry don't tell you mother that" Henry wasn't even near them.

JJ looked at her in disbelieve and smacked her in the back of her head. "ow! Yeah I deserved that one" Emily said rubbing the spot JJ just hit.

"Yeah you did, don't blame random shit on your son"

"Lets get back to the questions" Ny said interrupting their banter 

 "Are you single?" Jess asked

"I-yeah"

"How much money do you have?" Abby said

Before Emily could speak up JJ did "What's with twenty questions?"

"We just want to get to know her." Quinn said acting innocent

JJ just eyed her suspiciously not really believing her 

"What's JJ's favorite band?" Amy asked

"Aerosmith"

"When's JJ's birthday?"

"November twenty-second, nineteen eighty-nine"

"What's her middle name?"

"Doesn't have one."

"Hmm she's good" Hannah whispered to Rosco

"Yeah she is" he whispered back keeping his eyes on the sight in front of them

"Okay I got a question. What's the scariest thing or person you have ever met/seen?" Nick asked

"Me" Emily said

"Emily. Don't fuck with her or her family if you want to stay alive. But I'm thinking you being family to me might save you from the wrath of Emily Prentiss" JJ said with all honesty. This statement scared all of them

"Ok moving on. Let's see if you know this one because I don't" Sandy said "Who gave Henry the turtle that he won't go anywhere without?"

"Me"