They were just about to sit down, JJ and Emily with their files (Hotch told them to bring a few with them and get them done before they got back. They decided to get them done when they were relaxing) when the front door opened. "We're back!" A woman yelled. A few people entered the kitchen where they were about to eat. "Hey, look who finally decided to show up" JJ said.
"Hey JJ! Who's that?" The woman asked with her eyebrow raised and pointed to Emily
"This is Emily Prentiss." The other woman instantly had a small smirk on her face. "Em this is Abby, she's Jeremy's wife." JJ said as Abby waved, the smirk still on her face. "And the people you see behind her are Sofia, Luke, and Kathy, they're their children. Sofia's 12, Luke's 8 and Kathy's 2." Then JJ pointed to the people next to Abby. "That is Chloe she's Jason's wife and right next to her is their 16 year old daughter Mia and their almost 21 year old Dylan." Then she pointed to the person behind all of them "That is Hannah she's Rosco's girlfriend. The only people that aren't here, because their upstairs, is Jessica's husband, Liam, and their sons, Max he's 10 and Oliver he's 13." As she said that they come running down "Well actually they're right there" the boys looked over to them but kept running towards the kitchen.
"Let's go eat!" Abby said
"Someones hungry" JJ said
"Ha. Ha. whatever we got you three bags of Cheetos for now. We might need to go back and get more on Monday." Said Abby with a playful smile
"Omg you are a life saver" JJ replied
"You might need to go back tonight" Emily mumbled. JJ hit her in the back of the head, rolled her eyes and said "Shut up you"
"I was just sayin" Emily said as she rubbed her head where JJ hit her.
"And I was just sayin shut-" JJ was cut off by Sofia "Aunt JJ can I have some Cheetos?"
"No these are mine you can't have any" she said before speaking louder " and no one else can have any so don't even ask" She said as she hugged the Cheetos she just opened. Just as she was about to bite down Emily stole it, quite literally out of her mouth while JJ just stared at her watching her eat the Cheeto.
"Did you just steal my Cheeto?" JJ said oddly calm while everyone else was staring at them, heads going back and forth to see if anyone was going to get killed today.
Emily stared straight into her eyes "Yes"
"Out of my hand?" She said really calm which unnerved everyone except Emily
Emily still staring into her eyes "mhmmmm. What are you gonna do about it? You said don't ask so I didn't, I just took" She says with her eyebrow raised and her arms crossed against her chest.
"The one I'm eating?" JJ said completely ignoring the question.
"Yeah. Well technically no since it wasn't fully in your mouth and you had yet to bite it but, yeah."
They stared at each other for another minute, JJ looking angry and Emily looking rebellious, Emily reached for the bag to grab another when JJ's hand slapped Emily's away and said "No. Bitch, don't steal my fucking Cheetos."
Emily put her hand down and said "oh elle fougueuse" (Oh she feisty)
"Oh je serai fougueux sur ton cul" JJ responded (Oh I'll be feisty on your ass)
"Oh bébé, nous savons tous les deux que je suis le meilleur dans cette relation" she replied looking smug and winking. (oh baby, we both know I'm the top in this relationship)
JJ stared at her in disbelief, her jaw slightly dropped while Emily took the bag from her grasp and set it in the table then turned back around, patted JJ on the cheek and said thanks then turned back around facing the table and started eating them. JJ blushed a deep red. The rest of the family watching in fascination and confusion. Nobody is even allowed to look at JJ's Cheetos let alone eat them. "You speak french?" Oliver asked breaking the silence.
"Yeah. I speak a lot of languages fluently" she replied
"How many?" Nikolai asked
"I'd say just about every one there is, even the dead ones. Do you?"
"No. No one but JJ knows a second language and really? That's a lot of languages." Abby said
"Really. She can speak all of them, I've seen her do it." JJ with her face now a light shade of pink, spoke for the first time since Emily stole her Cheetos.
JJ reached for her Cheetos and Emily moved it to the other side of herself so JJ went to the other side of her but Emily moved them back. This went on for another two-ish minutes until JJ sat down in Emily's lap effectively stopping her from moving the bag. "What are you doing?" Emily asked
"Sitting in your lap" JJ said eating her Cheetos
"Well no shit sherlock. Why are you sitting in my lap?"
"Because you stole my Cheetos."
"So? That doesn't mean you can sit in my lap."
"It does if you keep moving the bag. Now that I'm sitting in your lap you can't move the bag away from me."
"Whatever" Emily said and went back to her work while JJ had a big smile because she knew she won and wouldn't be moving from that spot for awhile. "Je te laisserai seulement t'asseoir sur mes genoux si tu me donnes des Cheetos" (I'll only let you sit in my lap if you if you give me Cheetos)
"accord. Mais tu me laisserais toujours m'asseoir sur tes genoux" (Deal. But you would let me sit in your lap anyways) JJ said as she shook her hand
"And while that is 1000% true, you want the same thing which means I can also get food out of this" Emily replied with a grin
JJ rolled her eye and said "Yeah whatever. Do your paperwork" so Emily started her paperwork again.
"How come you let her have Cheetos?" Dylan said with his arms crossed looking a little sad
"Because we made a deal" JJ stated
"What kind of deal?" Sandy asked
"Nothing important" JJ said and looked away
A few moments later...
"Hey mommy can I have some Ceetos?" Henry asked
"Sorry buddy but no, these are mine" JJ said with almost no sympathy. Almost.
This caused Emily to reach into the bag, grab a handful and give it to Henry. JJ gave her a look and said "I will revoke your privilege's of eating my Cheetos"
"If you do that I will revoke your privileges."
JJ gasped "You wouldn't dare!"
"Oh but I would dare!"
"I am taking my Cheetos back" JJ said taking the bag
"Then I will take my lap back" Emily said and pushed JJ off so she landed on her back.
"Hey! You can't do that we made a deal!"
"Exactly. Which means you can't take away the Cheetos"
"But I wanted my Cheetos back"
"And I wanted my lap back."
JJ grumbled and looked for another spot to sit. "Ugh dammit there's no where else to sit" JJ groaned
"Well then it looks like you better give me some Cheetos" Emily said with a smirk
"And why would I do that?"
"Because then you have a nice and comfy place to sit." Emily said then patted her lap "And also, like I said earlier, I get food."
JJ mumbled something incoherent and sat down on Emily's lap and threw the Cheetos down. They stayed like that through the entirety of lunch. JJ on Emily's lap eating and Emily doing her paperwork and eating as they talked to everyone one else who was amused at their antics.
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The Not So Small Family
FanfictionJJ and her best friend Emily live in a mansion together with their four year old son. They are both legal guardians of him. JJ is his biological mother and Emily adopted him. His name is Henry Matthew Jareau-Prentiss. (P.S Emily is intersexual and h...
