TW: Homophobia
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They all gathered to the front of the mall.
"Ok so what's the plan"
"Teach dad a lesson he's gonna-" Emily sang
"Now is not the time for Beetlejuice, honey" JJ said resting her hand on Emily's shoulder
She pouted but moved on.
"We split up?" Grey asked
"Uh...same people you rode here with?" Shelly said looking around
"I'm down with that" Dani said
"Me too but Berry and Fabray should be with us" Frannie said
They all turned to leave but actually went the same way.
"What are you doing? We're supposed to be splitting up"
"The pretzels are down their!" Rosco said enthusiasticly
"Pretzel day" JJ said
"I wake up every day in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work for a job for which I get paid to little, but on pretzel day? Well I like pretzel day" Emily said imitating Stanley
They all snickered before finally separating.
"How'd you remember that?" JJ asked
"How do you not"
JJ was pondering that as she swung her and Emily's hands in between them.
"Look Johny boy, those faggots are sinners. You don't want to be like them, you'll go to hell" the man said the last part to the women and grabbed his son's arm tugging him away
"I always forget how homophobic this town is until I go out" JJ said
"Yeah" Rachel said leaning on Quinn. Emily gave JJ's hand a squeeze and a small smile when JJ looked at her.
They walked around for a bit seeing where they might want to go. JJ and Emily ended up ahead of them.
"You've never been arrested!?" Emily asked
"No!"
"Man I've been arrested at least once in every country I've been too!"
"Even Russia?"
"Definitely in Russia"
"How many times?"
"Total? I'd say six"
"You've been arrested six times in Russia?!"
"Yeah" she said like it was no big deal
"What'd you do?"
"Two counts of vandilisaion, trespassing, breaking and entering, and two counts of attempted murder"
She studdered before yelling. "Two counts of attempted murder!?"
"Yeah but they dropped the charges when they found the guy they were looking for, which matched the DNA on the bodies. Surprisingly we looked nothing alike."
"Two counts of attempted murder?!"
"I didn't kill anyone!"
"Yeah because it was ATTEMPTED murder"
"I didn't try to kill anyone! That time" Emily said the last part under her breath
"Ou Luis Vuitton!" JJ said changing the subject. "Can we please go in there" she begged with puppy big eyes.
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The Not So Small Family
FanfictionJJ and her best friend Emily live in a mansion together with their four year old son. They are both legal guardians of him. JJ is his biological mother and Emily adopted him. His name is Henry Matthew Jareau-Prentiss. (P.S Emily is intersexual and h...
