The Not So Small Family

19

It was around 8:30 the next morning, everyone was up except Emily and JJ.

"Hey can you go wake up your sister and her girlfriend?" Sandy asked Jess and Nick

"I thought they said they weren't together" Mia said looking confused

"Not yet at least" Frannie said smirking

"Either way they need to get up it's Thanksgiving." Jacob said from behind the news paper he was reading

"Fine" Jess said before pulling her younger brother with her

They made it up the stairs to JJ's childhood room where they stopped in their tracks watching the blonde and the raven haired cuddle like their life depended on it

Emily was naked besides her boxers and sports bra. JJ had Emily's boxers and one of her old Yale t-shirts. They looked peaceful with JJ curled up in Emily with their legs tangled and Emily's protective hold, like she could sense someone was near them.

Who were they to wake them up?

Apparently people who don't care as the quickly but quietly sneaked up behind JJ. Jess gave Nick a look and he nodded but right before they could do anything Emily pulled JJ closer and covered as much of JJ as she could staying in the position she was in before. She really could sense danger and was willing to protect JJ from it

"Hold on" Nick said when he spotted something

"What" Jess whispered

"Look" he whispered back pointing to a tent in the sheets "she has a dick!" He whispered yelled

"Yeah JJ said something about her being intersex yesterday when Will was here"

"Oh"

"Yeah now are we gonna wake her up or not?" She asked getting impatient

"Yeah yeah come on" he said before he counted down. They both shook JJ and whisper yelled in her ear. JJ jolted awake. She looked up to see her brother and sister snickering

"What the fuck!" She whisper yelled as to not wake up Emily. They laughed even harder. "You're lucky you didn't wake Emily up"

"And why is that?" Nick said smugly

"She would of punched you"

"What?" He asked a little frightened

"If you wake her up like that she will punch you. We learned that the hard way"

"We?"

"My team. Morgan scared her awake once and she punched him so hard he flew across the room and had a broken nose. She was still asleep so Elle tried to but she ducked in time so we just ended up waking her up nicely"

"I-" he was at a loss of words

"I can show you"

"No! No that won't be necessary" he said with his hands out in front to stop JJ should she do it

"I think so, you did wake me up that way after all"

"I'm sorry I won't do it again"

"It's too late" JJ shook Emily as she screamed her name in her ear. She got down as Emily sat up and punched where the noise came from. She just barely clipped Nick as he moved out of the way. He stumbled backwards sure to have a bruise later

"Sorry" Emily said laying back down, not fully awake or aware of what's currently going on

"That's what you get!" JJ yelled victoriously

Emily groaned and covered her ears "too loud"

JJ voice immediately softened "Sorry" Emily responded by hugging JJ tighter slightly falling back asleep

"What time is it?" JJ asked only moving her head to look at her siblings

"Almost 9 and you might want to cover your girls boner" Jess said with a smirk using her head to point to the tent in the sheet

JJ's eyes grew wide as she flung her leg over it but ended up kneeing her pretty hard

"Ow! Fuck!" Emily yelled as she let go of JJ and curled into the fetal position. She rolled around as JJ rubbed her back telling her she's sorry. That's when Jess and Nick notice a semi big tattoo on her back but don't say anything about it.

When Emily calmed down a little and stopped grabbing her dick as hard JJ teased her "Aw tu veux que je l'embrasse mieux?" (Aw you want me to kiss it better?)

Emily glared at her "Fuck you asshole. Fuck you"

JJ just laughed as Emily was still grabbing her crotch willing the pain to leave. When JJ wasn't paying attention Emily ripped her shirt off and began whipping her with it though not to hard as she didn't want to actually hurt her. JJ started screaming and giggling as Emily whipped her over and over again.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" She yelled in-between breaths

One of the times Emily whipped her, JJ caught the shirt and looked victorious for a good 2 seconds before Emily started tickling her to death. She started kicking and screaming out laughter until Emily wore out. Emily took a deep breath as she finally sat up only to see JJ's brother and sister staring at them with a smile

Emily turned beet red in embarrassment as JJ was still coming down from the adrenaline

"Hi" Emily said shyly rubbing the back of her neck with one hand

"Hi" they said smugly together. Nick accidentally flicked his eyes down to Emily's huge bulge. She followed his gaze before turning even more red and grabbing JJ's shirt to cover her self.

"Sorry" she said making sure she's still covered

Nick waved his hand dismissively "Don't worry about it"

She hid her smile at those words and got up to get ready. JJ who was now in her bra and Emily's boxers shooed them out claiming they need privacy to get changed.

Jess and Nick went downstairs to see everyone staring at them. "What?" Nick asked

"What was all that screaming?" Rachel asked

They both looked at each other and smiled "Nothing. Did you know Emily has a dick" Nick asked

There was a chorus of yes and no's. "Well she does and from the bulge that I saw, I'd say it's gigantic. Like monster size"

"I didn't need to know that" Quinn said

"Yeah I'm with her. I didn't need to know that either Nicky" Judy said

"Well the more you know" Jess said shrugging

"Also apparently Emily went to Yale because one that was obviously Emily's shirt and two JJ didn't go to Yale" Nick said

"Ohh so she's like smart smart yeah?" Dani asked

"I don't know but if she actually went to Yale then yeah" Nick replied plopping down on a chair