Me: Well, I'm going to run out of pictures soon...
Me: Ookay no views, no comments, sad me. Siigh.....
Me: Maybe I'm just really boring.
(phone dings)
Me: I better see who that is...
(answers phone)
Me: Hello-
Sasha: THERRE YOU ARE IdIoT!!
Me: Wha-
Sasha: I CALLED YOU SO MANY TIMES AND DO YOU ANSWER??!! NO!!
Me: (pure confusion) 0-0
Sasha: SO YAH (honk) WHAT DID YOU DO THE WHOLE TIME?!! HM?!!!!!
Me: Dude. I was writing this story for Wattpad.
Sasha: (Puts down pot she was holding to the screen) You write on Wattpad??!!
Me: Um, yeah. Why?
Sasha: It's just...I don't really see you behind a screen 24 hours a day writing some dumb fanfiction. Plus we're minors you know.
Me: I'll try not to take that too personally.
Sasha: Yeah, you're more of a "Oh, I'm just gonna go fall down a hole" type of person. How many times have you fallen over today.
Me: I follow my actions with my eyes! (trips over stray book) OUch
Sasha: See? What happened?
Me: Tripped over..(turns over book)...Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban??
Sasha: Anyway, I thought your dumbass dad doesn't let you use Wattpad.
Me: (quietly) He's not dumb!
Sasha: (sarcastically) yeah...
Me: Okay, so remember when he used this stupid software called Qustodio to block YouTube and what makes life interesting on my computer?
Sasha: You know how many hours I wasted trying to help you get the stuff off your computer? SO MANY HoUrs-
Me: Yeah, so I found a way to hack his Qustodio account (evil smile) and now I can use Wattpad.
Sasha: Ooh, that is plain evil girl!
Me: (puts on sunglasses) I know...but I still can't use YouTube ;-;
Sasha: WhAt
Me: I don't know what my dad's deal is, but it wouldn't let me unblock YouTube.
Sasha: That is messed up I am going over to your house right now and kick your dad's a-
Me: You don't even know where I live...
Sasha: I have InTeRnEt (evil smile)
Me: But this is a big step for me, cause I really want to be a YouTube animator.
Sasha: Do you even know how to animate like what the heck-
Me: I don't. But I can LEARN.
Sasha: Whatever. (mom yells in background) Oop I gotta go, my mom's yelling at me. Baiiiiiii bitch :>
Me: LaNgUaGe
Sasha: BBH supporter 🙄
Me: okay DON'T FALL DOWN A HOLE
Sasha: I won't (signs off)
Me: on that happy note...
(continues typing story)
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So I see you guys have met my delightful (note the sarcasm) friend Sasha! She's a total K-Pop and MCYT fanatic, and only gets five hours of sleep a week (I think).
Anyway, hope you guys enjoyed, and I hope you enjoy the rest of your day! Enjoy all this sun while it lasts :>
Baiiii and DON'T FALL DOWN A HOLE
<3
