A/N: They are pretty sucky :P
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Life is short, so I am writing this right now! :D
I had writers block for a while, so peeps and bonbons, I am willing to make up for it.
(quick pause)
Oh and my friend Emma just came by and tried to write something. Say hi Emma!
(silence)
yup she left.
kaydance .exe is sad.
So where where we? Oh yeah- dentists. You either love them, hate them, or are terrified of the idea of them and have to go see a therapist to relieve your phobia of them.
Nothing more terrifying of someone attacking your teeth while you sit and do nothing, right?
But that's what dentists are paid for- to fix your teeth. So if you have wacky teeth like me, then going to the dentist hurts a lot more than it does for people who actually floss every single day.
Come on, sit down. I got stories! So that dentists hopefully sound less terrifying.
I mean, I dunno. I'm not a therapist yet.
The first time I lost a tooth, I was eating an apple and reading a book when I was four, and then suddenly I realize there is a tooth in my apple.
It's like finding a worm in your apple except there's blood on the tooth (ew)
I lost all my baby teeth years ago, but that means I have to take care of my new adult teeth, which is a pain in the a- um never mind.
Brusing your teeth thoroughly is so hard! Mom makes it look easy, but word of advice: Her nails are really sharp.
What does she do, sharpen them with a knife?
I used to go to the dentist ONLY for cleanings, but then the doctor decided that one of my teeth was messed up, which my mom thinks is the reason why ~yours truly~ gets so much bloody noses.
Or maybe she's just tired of washing blood stains out of my sheets.
So I had to go to the orthodonist, which I can't spell, and the guy there was like" Yup we need to fix your teeth".
(ooh yeah btw my friend @unknownusernamebye wrote a story called ~hello friends! :D~ go read it >:D)
So now I have braces, and they SUCK
I've had to had a lot of adjusting and cleanings, and they all sucked. But none of them sucked more than TWO major things that have happened.
Apparently, there's this *ungrown* tooth that's somewhere in my head (wut lol), so I had to get it pulled out, and it REALLY hurt! D:
I should have asked for more laughing gas.
Then after I had to go through the painful process of getting braces (which is very suffocating won't lie to you), my teeth were sore for TWO weeks, and I couldn't eat anything worth eating, like things besides soft noodles, ice cream, and sweet potatoes (which are delicious by the way).
I have to get my braces adjusted, which means painfully tightened, which means I can't eat or go about my day without being in pain..
I know you're not supposed to eat a lot of things when you have braces.
For example, I used to have an expander, which was supposed to "expand" my mouth- no seriously.
It's not that annoying, but your tongue can't touch the roof of your mouth so-
I didn't have any restrictions to what I ate, and I don't think I still do with my braces.
Gum? Yes!
Chips? Yes!
Taffy? Yes!
Ice cream?? Well duh.
Basically, if I can eat something, then I'll eat it. My dentist probably won't be too happy when he reads this....
(probably?)
I slacked off a lot when I was supposed to wear rubber bands and write this sorry ;-;
So I guess that I've suffered a lot in my mouth area.
Tell me about your funny dentist stories!
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Hey guys! Sorry this chapter is kinda short, but this is all I could think of for my weird teeth stories. I do have all my baby teeth out (yay), and I was miserable after the surgery, so not my best experience.
I can't wait until I'll have pearly whites again! Braces and glasses aren't really a good combination for me, I guess.
I mean, unless I switch to contacts, then everyone will stop assuming I'm smart 0-0
1 + 1 = 3, right?
If you have any funny dentist stories, then let me know in the comments!
Please please please vote, I stopped procrasinating 4 this chapter.
Candy corn isn't that horrible, I have a cute bunny hat (the one with the ears that go up when you press a pump), and I ate creme brulee yesterday!
Cya next time~
Later:
Me: MY TEETH HURT-
