A/N: BOYS IN MY SCHOOL NOT THE ONES WHO ARE READING THIS the ones who are reading this, you are amazing people<3
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(looks at picture)
Behold the cringy stylus drawings. ew.
So quick note: This is NOT meant to offend anyone! I just want to say that the boys in my SCHOOL are annoying. If you're a boy and you're reading this, then no you're an amazing person :)
If you're neither then that's cool I hope you can relate, as always.
Enjoy<3
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For some crazy reason, my parents don't let me talk to any boys or anyone that looks like a boy. I don't know why; they're being way too protective. I had some friends who were boys back in elementary school, including *cough cough* Brad (remember him?)
I don't think my parents thought I ever had a crush on him, but they just thought he was a random boy in my school so they didn't really care about him. But now I suddenly can't talk to any boys. Weird. Let me know what you think in the comments.
But to be honest, I'm glad I have a reason to not talk to boys in my school, because they're annoying enough. They're always up to their show-off shenaniganns it's so ANNOYING.
They tease the girls a lot, and do weird things like this time.
So for this story let's call the boys involved Steve and Alex (lol Minecraft reference) cause why not.
Now Steve was sort of an emo, and he was twice as annoying. It was fun to roast him back though. Alex on the other hand actually had long hair, and for a little I thought he was just a really tomboyish girl (wut??girl wtf). I am so sorry Alex.
He was always messing around with the 3D printers in our school, and he actually printed some cool stuff. Once he made a replica of Hogwarts and a door hanger for Sasha (remember her?) which she really liked apparently.
But Alex was still really annoying. At least Steve and Alex weren't in our class.
For this story, let's also call my friend Abigail. So Abigail was a really quiet girl, and she still is actually. She did pretty well in school, and loved to study. You know, the type of girl my parents would like. Her parents were strict too, and she was actually really friendly. She thought and still thinks to this day that I am very funny (which I am :>) I was the one who was so lonely that I went right up to her and was like "Hi, I'm KAYdance! What's your name?"
Another thing about Abigail: She has to deal with annoying boys like Steve and Alex a lot, so she thinks of really good roasts for them. Sassing boys is one of her talents :)
Heck, she likes drawing like me! I'll show you guys one of my ACTUAL drawings next chapter :-)
ANYWAY there's another boy in her class that Steve and Alex kept shipping her with, which is DISGUSTING by the way. I approve of some ships, like dreamnotfound and hinny, but Abigail with that boy in her class is just-NO. They don't even talk to each other >:(
So I was sick of Steve and Alex popping up everywhere, so I thought of a splendid plan.
(Abigail and I are near a bookcase next to the table Steve, Alex and some other boys are sitting at.)
Me: Hey Abigail, guess what my mom told me? (true story actually)
Abigail: What did she say this time?
Me: She told me that she thinks the kids in your class are smarter, which is ridiculous.
Abigail: How?
