A/N: Because I'm a weirdo.
~<3~
Me: I'm going to be productive today!
(four hours later)
Mom: So you're saying, you spent the whole day drawing anime?
Me: That's right.
(holds up drawing)
~<3~
Guy in swim team: You're so slow!
Guy: YOu LOST!
Guy: Ha, you'll never do THAT!
Guy: (to friend) She's so annoying! Why's she in YOUR lane??
Me: (murder face)
Me: excuse me, do you know where I can find a sharp knife so I can talk to this guy QUIETLY??
~<3~
Girl: I'm hopless....
Me: OMG
Me: ANOTHER ONE
(runs over)
Me: YOU ARE NOT HOPELESS YOU ARE LOVED AND TALENTED AND AMAZING AND PURE AND BRILLIANT AND-
Me: I am the world's greatest therapist 😎
~<3~
(writing chapter)
Me: uggggh, I can't do this! My writing is so bad...
(a month later)
Me: HOLY CRAP, 300 VIEWS???
Me: Now I feel bad for wasting an entire month watching YouTube.
~<3~
Me: When I grow up I want to be happy!
Me: I want to be financially stable, do the things I love, and spend time with the people I love!
Me: So why am I wasting time and money in school?
Me: No wonder all my friends left.
~<3~
School: The Pythagorean Theorem
School: War of 1812
School: How to Open a Word Doc
School: How to Be a Good Citizen
School: Be nice to other people!
Me: Um...how am I supposed to get a job and pay taxes??
~<3~
Me: (singing in the shower)
Mom: (banging on my door) HURRY UP YOU'VE BEEN TAKING TWO WHOLE HOURS TO SHOWER!!!
Me: (stops in mid-verse) oops.
~<3~
And that's all for now! Sorry, I'm being kind of lazy, but I will tell you guys this:
My last chapter comes out soon after this one!
Okay, see you next chapter, and the new book is coming soon!
<3
