A/N: The terrible stylus drawings are baaack :-)
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Me: Hello peeps and bonbons, guess what??
???: What?
Me: We have a new guest today!!
???: Cool! Who?
Me: ....You, idiot.
Sasha: Says the mentally ill weirdo!
Me: Thaaaaat actually stung, Sasha.
Sasha: Not sorry.
Me: siiigh anyways we're here to voice our random thoughts remember?
Sasha: Oh right, I got the script you sent me :)
Me: Ok well we're recording in a little bit so eat before u go
Sasha: Right!! (eats a cookie)
Sasha: I BIT MY TONGUE!!
Me: Oop-
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Me: How does love work? Are we really destined to find our soulmate?
Sasha: Am I worthless for not contributing to the world majorly?
Me: Why do we exist?
Sasha: Why does Swiss cheese have holes?
Me: Why do DOUGHNUTS have holes you mean.
Sasha: What is the truth?
Me: Are we secretly being trained to be future astronauts by learning how to swim?
Sasha: Is making smoothies basically making potions?
Me: How long could you last without sleeping?
Sasha: What is LIFE??
Me: I wanted to say that! Okay, how did cavemen make a language when they couldn't communicate?
Sasha: Where are my glasses?
Me: What does it feel like to die?
Sasha: I'm hungry (gets out soda)
Me: That's not in the script...
Sasha: Still!
Me: Is there an alternative universe where dead people go?
Sasha: Do we actually live in a black hole?
Me: If the sky we see today the is the sky years ago, then the sky could be empty right now.
Sasha: How did humans appear on earth?
Me: I have homework to do.
Sasha: I need to post another chapter.
Me: My singing sounds like whispering, but why?
Sasha: Are my parents actually my fake parents?
Me: Can you be dead inside?
Sasha: Can we stop for a snack breakk I'm borred.........
Me: YOu just ate! We're not even halfway into the full list (unfurles huge roll of paper)
Sasha: .....you sure think a lot.
Me: ikr-look how about you do the last thought and THEN we can go get some milk tea?
Sasha: WITH BOBA?!!
Me: Yup.
Sasha: DEAL. (looks at list) Okay last thought......
....why am I even here?
Sasha: Okay now can we get milk tea?
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If you guys have any other random thoughts, let me know, and we can debate about them in the comments :D
Sasha: THERE'S BOBA STUCK IN MY STRAW!!
Me: Sasha, I'm trying to say goodbye to the people!
Sasha: IT CaN wAiT ughhhhhhh
Me: Here.
Sasha: That's better. Thanks! :>
Me: No prob.
So vote on the chapter, follow me, comment down bellow, blah blah blah.
Now I gotta go before Sasha shoots boba all over the place. Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :) <3
Sasha: Dude can I get a ride home?
Me: Sasha I can't drive. We're minors.
Sasha: Riiiiiight I think I had too much tea and tea has caffiene soooooooo-
Me: Oh no.
