A/N: Whoever made this picture: You are forever relatable <3 No but seriously have you guys felt that? Let me know in the comments.
(me just regretting this later)
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Hey hey hey peeps and bonbons! KAYdance has returned uwu
I know I haven't done much conversations with people in my chapters lately, but I talk to myself all this time so this is considered normal. Besides, headcanons are tiring to make ;-;
I think ya'll are gonna like this chapter...:)
Enjoy <3
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Me: Special guest for today iiiiiissssssssssssssss (drumroll please) SASHA!! Say hi to the people, Sasha.
Sasha: heyo! (is watching tommyinnit stream)
Me: Sasha stop watching the stream and help me with my chapter.
Sasha: noooooooooooooooooooooooo but-
Me: NO BUTS (turns off computer)
Sasha: :(
Me: I invited here to talk to you about what for our chapter??
Sasha: um....?
Me: crushes dude! remember??
Sasha: Whyyy tho?
Me: 'cause I couldn't think of anything else ;-;
Sasha: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo r we gonna talk about the guy you had a crush on in 3rd gradeeeeeeeeeeeee :)
Me: Sasha, I do the explaining, and you stay in the audience. Okay?
Sasha: Got it! (gets out popcorn)
Me: Where did you get that?
Sasha: Oh I stole it from your kitchen.
Me: ......alright.....anywaysss....crushes!
Me: We've all had them (unless ur weird), and they're so called because that's definetly how you feel when you learn that they don't like you back T3T
Sasha: That's not the case for you tho, is it?
Me: Let me talk Sasha. So back in good 'ol elementary school, third grade, I met this guy named, um, we'll call him...(goes on Google)...Brad.
Sasha: Did you just Google a random name on Google??
Me: yes...so?
Sasha: nvm
Me: Okay so, at first I thought he was a bit of a joke, right? Brad was really funny, and he liked drawing and Minecraft. We had a lot in common, like that fact that we could get frustrated or embrassed easily (it's easier on the Internet).
Sasha: I can see that.
Me: My friend Mia (not her real name!) started shipping us, which was really annoying, cause I didn't know what shipping was like wtf Mia (I'll write about her in the next chapter) Then, I started developing a crush on Brad which grew over time, which is cute and all, right? But, I didn't know what I was feeling back then, and I didn't know what to do because there wasn't much for this stuff in elementary. I thought I was too young for this stuff, and I tried to ignore it, but I couldn't walk the corner and see him without blushing. I had it really bad, and everyone teased me for it.
Sasha: Oh...that's sad :(
Me: Yeah, and I accidentally- VERY STUPIDLY- told Brad's FRIEND about my crush on Brad. And I don't know how, but soon the whole SCHOOL knew about it!