Me: HELLO MY LITTLE PEEPS. seriously, I need a name to call you.
Me: Since you apparently read the second chapter, I thought "Hm, maybe I should entertain you by doing something so outrageous you die of laughter." So let me know in the comments!
(This chapter is just random clips of my weird life. Enjoy :3)
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Mom: (in Chinese) You really need to follow your actions with your eyes!
Me: Mom, I obviously do that-(crashes into wall) OUch
(please stand by)
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Me: (trips over door)
Me: (crashes into table for the gazillion time)
Me: (finds random bruises on body)
Also Me: I'm not clumsy at all! (knocks on wood)
(rock falls on foot)
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(please stand by ;-;)
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Sasha on chat: Hey Cadence! Wanna call?
Me: awwww she's so sweet :3 (goes back to homework)
(four hours later)
Sasha on chat: um cadence, u still alive??
Me: OH SH-
(please stand by T3T)
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Me: Okay, I just gotta seperate these egg whites and yolks!
(accidentally drops egg yolk into bowl)
Me: Okay, try again.
(does it again on second try)
Me: Crap. AGAIN!
(does it again)
Me: HOW MANY EGGS MUST DIE?!!
Mom: Are you alright there?
(please stand by o//o)
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Dad: Okay, so I think you're taller in the morning, and you shrink during the day!
Me: Dad, that's a ridiculous theory.
Dad: Then let me PROVE it!
(grabs ruler)
Me: Give it!
(tussles for ruler)
Me: (got kicked in the butt) Take that!
Dad: (also got kicked in the butt)
Me: Mess with my ruler, you mess with me.
(please stand by :<)
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Me: Oookay I think that's enough shenannigans for now. Let me know what you think in the comments! Remember to drink plenty of water (even if you're terrible at drinking water)
Baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <3
