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│ ✶ : · • season 4
│ ✧.｡. * honestly just chose a random song from my playlist
│ .· * idk what i made
│ ✵ ˚ : · i thought of this while sitting on the toilet wiping my ass.
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"if you'll excuse me, i have to use the restroom." zeke politely got up from the couch to go to the bathroom.
"alright!" pieck said with a small smile on her face.
porco nodded his head.
"coolio!" you responded.
zeke quickly walked to the bathroom down the hallway.
"didn't you want me to remind you something when zeke goes to the bathroom next?" porco asks you.
"OH YEAH! THANKS PORCO!" you got up and rushed down the hallway to the bathroom zeke was using.
"zeke?! you in there?!" you put your ear to the door and knocked with your knuckle.
"yes. what is it, y/n?"
"uh, you're shitting, right?"
"why would you like to know?"
"because, remember when you joked about your special ass wiping technique? i wanna know..."
"..."
"zeke?"
"i want to show you, but i'm sure you don't want to see me half naked."
"uh, i'll turn into a child and train to be the next beast titan, i want to learn your ass wiping technique!!"
"what the fuck..." zeke said under his breath.
"please?"
"only look at my ass, nowhere else."
"yes!" you whispered to yourself.
the doorknob slowly unlocked.
you slowly opened the door and came in, quickly turning around to close it again. when you turned back around to look at zeke as he sat on the toilet, his legs were together so you couldn't see his huge ass dick, and just to be secure, he bent forward with his arms covering his crotch.
"well?" zeke tried to get your attention and the aura was awkward.
"well what? are you done shitting?" you asked.
"no. but you were so eager to come in, so i'm not even done shitting. hey, hand me that newspaper."
looked to your right as he pointed at a newspaper on a shelf.
you handed it to him and you took one of the manga magazines and sat down against the wall.
not much longer and you hear a "plop" sound in the toilet.
zeke's ears were red out of embarrassment.
"well, the trick is for you to have long arms." he spoke up.
you put your magazine down and stood up.
he then took some toilet paper and folded it in thirds. he took the toilet paper and held it with his thumb and index finger and stood up, legs still crossed. he took his arms and it went to his asshole from the side and wiped very thoroughly.
you were amazed by this odd way of wiping.
"you stand and wipe?" you questioned.
"yes."
"oh... well! thanks!" with that you left the room with a smile.
zeke just rolled his eye and locked the door again.
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