𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐝

𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓱-𝓾𝓹

𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚'𝐬 𝐏𝐎𝐕

"The Slushee war has commenced." Kurt says as we watch Quinn wipe the slushee from Finn's face 

"And if Finn and Quinn got nailed, none of us are safe." Mercedes says as Mr. Schue walks into the choir room and Matt and Mike walk over and sit down on either side of me

"Okay, guys. We're a little behind for sectionals...thanks to our Sue Sylvester detour. But you guys seem to really enjoy doing mash-ups, right?" Mr. Schue asks as everyone sits down

"And I'm gonna keep you guys fired up. Plus, there's an important lesson to be learned with mash-ups. Sometimes things are so different, they don't feel like they go together. But the big difference between them is what makes them great. Like...chocolate and bacon." Mr. Schue says

"Like Cheerleading and Glee Club." I say with a big smile

"Or Glee Club and football." Finn says  

"Exactly. But you've proven that it those are great  combinations. So...here is...my personal favorite song." Mr. Schue says as he passes out the sheet music

"And your homework for the week is to find an unexpected mash-up to go with it." Mr. Schue says 

"Bust a move?" Kurt asks

"Yeah, this song is old school." Santana says

"And it's a banger." I say causing Mr. Schue to smile at me

"All right. Um, Artie." Mr. Schue says 

"Yeah?" Artie asks 

"Try to follow along on the bass." Mr. Schue instructs before Artie wheels over to the guitar

"Yes. Yes." Artie says

"Finn, take us through it." Mr. Schue says 

"Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Schuester. I got corn syrup in my eye." Finn tells him 

"Okay. Uh, Puck. How about it?" Mr. Schue asks 

"I don't really groove on Young MC." Puck tells him 

"I am shocked at the lack of leading-man ambition in this room right now." Rachel says 

"It's okay, Rachel. I guess I'm gonna have to show these guys how it's done." Mr. Schue says as he pulls his button up off and we all cheer

"Bust it!" Mr. Schue says as he points to Artie

"This here's a tale for all the fellas, tryna do what those ladies tell us. Get shot down cause you're overzealous? Play hard to get, females get jealous." Mr. Schue sings as he dances with Mike and Matt

"Okay, smarty, go to a party. Girls are scantily clad and show a body. A chick walks by, you wish you could sex her. But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter." Mr. Schue sings as he grabs my hand and spins me around before he grips my face in his hands and scrunches his nose up at me causing a small smile to form on my face

"Movie show and so you're young. Could care less about  the five you're blowin. Theater gets dark just to start the show and  then you spot a fine woman sitting in your row." Mr. Schue sings as Quinn, Santana, Brit, and I dance together

"She's dressed in yellow she says 'Hello, come sit next to me, ya fine fellow'. Ya run over there  without a second to lose. And what comes next? Hey, bust a move." Mr. Schue sings

"And you want it, you got it, Uh. You want it, baby, you got it." All the girls sing

"Just bust a move!" Mike and Matt shout