𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐝

ℕ𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝔹𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕂𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕

𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚'𝐬 𝐏𝐎𝐕

"Alright guys, let's get down to business! First, let's welcome back Noah Puckerman." Mr. Schue says and we all cheer and clap

"Puck, I hope your time in juvie has taught you a lesson or two about right and wrong?" Mr. Schue asks Puck

"Are you kidding me? I ruled that place. All I did was crack skulls and lift weights all day." Puck says

"Oh, what a catch, can't believe I ever let you go." I say sarcastically

"And now, drumroll, Finn!" Mr. Schue says before Finn beats on his history book

"Because I have in my hand our competition for sectionals next month." Mr. Schue tells us and we all cheer

"First, the a capella choir from the all-boys private school in Westerville, the Dalton Academy Warblers." Mr. Schue says and we all cheer

"Okay, hold up. Like a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head." Santana says

"And the other team to beat, the Hipsters. A first-year club from the Warren township continuing education program." Mr. Schue says and we all clap and cheer

"Now, they are a glee club composed entirely of elderly people getting their high school GEDs." Mr. Schue tells us

"Is that legal?" Rachel asks

"How are we supposed to compete against a bunch of adorable old people?" Mercedes asks

"Are you kidding? Brittle bones. Give one of those old ladies a good luck pat on the rear, it'll shatter her pelvis." Puck says causing us to murmur in agreement

"Moving on. Since it seemed to get you guys jazzed about sectionals last year, I wanna make this week our second annual boys versus girls tournament. So! Split up into two groups, and, uh,  figure out which songs you're gonna sing." Mr. Schue says

"I have Mash-up ideas in my notebook!" I announce as the girls surround me and Kurt walks over as well

"Kurt, gonna say it again. Boys team." Mr. Schue says causing Kurt to roll his eyes

"But, Mr. Schue I'll die without him." I say

"Okay, this is an Alexander McQueen sweater and I'm not getting it all gross in the floor." Kurt tells me before walking over to the boys

"Boo! You're boring!" I call after him

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Kurt and I walk down the hallway before Karofsky shoves both Kurt and I into the lockers

"What is your problem?! You can harass me all you want! But keep your hands off of my sister!" Kurt shouts at him causing him to stop in his tracks

"You talking back to me? You want a piece of the Fury?" Karofsky asks as he stomps back over to us

"The Fury?" Kurt and I ask simultaneously

"It's what I named my fist." Karofsky says

"Wow, how creative." I say sarcastically

"Well, with that level of creativity, you could easily become assistant manager at a rendering plant." Kurt tells him

"I don't know what that is, but if I find out it's bad, the Fury's gonna find you. And your fat sister!" Karofsky exclaims before shoving us both into the lockers again

"I'll see you later." I say as I walk away from Kurt

"Liv! Livvy!" He calls after me but I just keep walking until I reach the closest girls bathroom