𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐝

𝓗𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱𝔂

𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚'𝐬 𝐏𝐎𝐕

Mr. Schue invited the girls from Jane Addams for a scrimmage yesterday and they were really good and I think it freaked Mr. Schue out a little

"All right, guys." Mr. Schue says as he walks into the choir room

"I did some thinking last night. I think I found our new number for Sectionals." Mr. Schue says as Matt sits down beside me

"We're going to do the title song from "Hair". Now, this show started a revolution." He adds

"Wait, did they have mohawks back then? Like in the 20's or whatever?" Puck asks causing me to giggle

"Yeah, Mr. Schue, if we're going to do a song about hair, shouldn't we have more hair?" Finn asks

"One step ahead of you. Here are your wigs." Mr. Schue says as he tosses a duffel bag in Finn's lap and Rachel pulls Mr. Schue away

Finn begins passing out the wigs the guys and they all put them on

"Looking great, guys!" Mr. Schue says with a laugh as Matt shakes his wig in my face

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"Some of you, particularly the guys, have come up to me with some questions about hairography. One of our own has volunteered to walk us through it. She has got it down. Brittany, take it away." Mr. Schue says

"Take what away?" Brit asks in confusion

"Show us what you got." Mr. Schue tells her

"Oh. All right. So, hairography. It works best when you pretend like you're getting tasered. So you just move your head around like you're spazzing and stuff." Brit says before pulling her hair tie from her hair and then she proceeds to whip her hair around

"Very nice." Mr. Schue tells her

"Wow." A few say

"You guys, it's like cool epilepsy." Brit says causing me to giggle before we all start whipping are hair

"Come on, guys. Let's see what you got." Mr. Schue says

"Good, guys, yeah. Just relax and go for it, all right." Mr. Schue says before walking out of the choir room

"My neck, my back." Puck says causing me to burst into a fit of laughter

"Please don't finish that song." I say as I laugh

"You'll do anything to torpedo glee club. And it has got to stop!" We hear Mr. Schue shout and we all turn our attention to the hall where we see him and Coach Sylvester

"I resent that accusation, William. And what I understand you've been making to our friends at Haverbrook and Jane Addams. And it's an outrageous affront to my sterling reputation! That being said, fine, I have been checking up on you. Because I don't like what's going on in there. Do you know why I make each of my cheerios wear her hair pulled back in a ponytail? Because I don't want to distract from her impeccable talent. You seem to be taking the opposite approach, Will. And that leads me to believe you know your kids don't have what it takes." Coach says

"I believe in my kids." Mr. Schue tells her

"Well, maybe in the beginning, but not now. Now that you've seen the competition that threatens your very position at this school! You're going to get me an updated set list by 5:00 tomorrow. And if there's anything on that list that involves demeaning, fruity hair tossing, I'm cutting it!" Coach shouts

"I will not let you dictate my number choices. And you are not getting that list." Mr. Schue tells ehr

"Well, then I'm back as co-director." Coach says before walking off and Mr. Schue steps back in the choir room only to see we were all listening

"Okay, guys, from the top." Mr. Schue says

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"Thank you all for coming. We are so honored to have you guys here. So, without further ado, I present the New Directions." Mr. Schue says to the school for the deaf

The kids from the other school clap before they all get up and we sit down so they can show us their number

(She's does Mercedes parts)

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"We're starting from scratch. Grab a stool." Mr. Schue says

"So, we're a stool choir now?" Artie ask as Mr. Schue passes out the  sheet music

"Nope. We're not dancing with the stools. No gimmicks. No false theatricality. We're just going to sit in them and sing." Mr. Schue says

"Thanks, Mr. Schuester." Rachel says