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"Great news guys! I've had a little inspiration. This week's musical lesson isn't really a lesson. It's a musical." Mr. Schue says as he walks into the choir room

"Please be Evita. Please be Evita. Please be Evita." Rachel whispers from in front of me

"Please be Rocky Horror. Please be Rocky Horror." I whisper simultaneously as I cross my fingers

"Rocky Horror!" He announces

"Yes!" I cheer before everyone breaks into chatter.

"I've never seen it." Finn says causing me to gasp

"You must be exiled." I tell him

"Mr. Schue?" Rachel asks

"Yeah?" Mr. Schue asks

"While I admire your choice of a groundbreaking 70's musical, aren't you worried that the adult themes might be a point of controversy?" Rachel asks

"Seriously, a school in Texas couldn't even do Rent. It caused an outrage and they had to cancel the show." Kurt says

"Isn't that the whole point of the arts? Pushing boundaries? Doing things people say you can't do for the sake of self-expression?" Mr. Schue asks causing Artie, Brit, and I to nod furiously

"Look, I figured it all out. I cut out some of the more risqué sections and I'm sending home permission slips to all your parents to make sure they're okay with it." Mr. Schue says before he hands out the permission slips

"And we're going to charge admission and use the proceeds to help pay for transportation to nationals in New York!" He adds causing everyone to gasp and murmurs of agreement fill the room

"Okay, let's talk about casting." Mr. Schue says

"Oh! Finn and I will play Brad and Janet." Rachel says before Mr. Schue points to Rachel and nods his approval. He then walks over to the piano to write down their names

"And I'll be playing the guy in the wheelchair, right?" Artie asks

"That's what I was thinking. And, I thought Kurt could play the role of Frank-n-furter." Mr. Schue says causing me to frown

"No. There is no way I'm playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick." Kurt says

"Why, cause that look was last season?" Santana asks causing Kurt to turn and glare at her

"I'll do it!" Mike exclaims as Kurt looks over and at me and gives me a sympathetic smile knowing it's my favorite part

"Really? It's, like, the male lead." Tina says

"I know but I'm feeling a little more confident about my singing voice after our duets project." Mike says

"Great! I have no problem with that! Now, we're a little short on female roles. So, we're going to have to double up on Columbia's and Magenta's." Mr. Schue says before I tune him out as I fidget with my Cheerio's skirt

"Sam, I'd like you to play the role of the creature." Mr. Schue says pulling me from my thoughts

"From the black lagoon?" Sam asks

"Rocky. He's like the Frankenstein character except blonde. You'll kill the part. He's cute just like you." I tell him with a warm smile

"Better start working on those abs." Santana teases

"Are you kidding me? You could cut glass with these babies. I have no problem showing off my body." Sam replies as he touches his abs

"Wow, O, you've got yourself a man." Brit says causing my face to flush red