𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐝

𝔹𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕟𝕖𝕪/𝔹𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕪

𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚'𝐬 𝐏𝐎𝐕

"All right, who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?" Mr. Schue asks

"He discovered America." Brit says and Finn nods his head in agreement

"Close. He did write an iconic chart topper-- "Sailing."" Mr. Schue says

"I have a bad feeling about this lesson." Kurt whispers as I lay my head on Mike's shoulder

"Never heard of him, don't want to hear about him." Tina whispers 

"Now some people think of the term "Easy Listening" as a bad thing. But I'm going to let this music speak for itself. You guys love Lady Gaga and the Rolling Stones...and you guys are really good about putting it all out there. But really good music can also be controlled, and restrained. It doesn't have to attack an audience, it can let them come to you." Mr. Schue says as he passes out sheet music

"How could you get caught between the moon and New York City? They're like a hundred miles apart." Finn says

"Mr. Schue? If I may. I think I speak for all of us when I say it's not that we don't love the idea of spending a week on this silky smooth Adult Contemporary, it's just that, as teens, this isn't the easiest music for us to relate to. However, there is a burgeoning Facebook campaign that has swelled to over five members. The ardent demand: That this week, at the fall homecoming assembly, the McKinley High School Glee Club performs a number by...wait for it...Ms. Britney Spears." Kurt says

"Spears, Spears, yeah." Artie says as he fist bumps me and everyone else claps and murmurs of agreement fill the air

"Sorry, Kurt, Kurt, sorry. No, no, no. I don't think she's a very good role model." Mr. Schue says

"But, Mr. Schue, we kind of grew of up with her." Rachel tells him

"She's literally why I wanted to become a performer." Tina says

"I don't want to do Britney." Brit says

"Why no Britney, Brittany?" Kurt asks

"Because my name is also Brittany Spears." Brit says

"What?!" Mr. Schue asks confused

"What the hell is she talking about?" Mercedes asks

"My middle name is Susan, my last name is Pierce. That makes me Brittany S. Pierce. "Brittany Spierce." I've lived my entire life in Britney Spear's shadow. I will never be as talented or as famous. I hope you'll all respect that I want Glee Club to remain a place where I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears." Brit explains

"Well, there you have it, guys. It's been decided. No Britney. Sorry." Mr. Schue says

"Thanks, Britt. Thanks a lot." Kurt says sarcastically

"Leave Brittany alone." Santana tells Kurt

"Thank you for understanding. It's been a hard road." Brit says to Santana

"Um, can we move on?" Rachel asks

"Yes. Let's talk about Michael Bolton." Mr. Schue says

"I think you mean Troy Bolton, Mr. Schue." I say causing Mike to laugh at me

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"This jacket belongs to people who are actually on the team. But you know what? We're going to restyle it to represent the obvious duality in your sexuality." Azimio says to Finn before I watch him and Karofsky rip Finn's Letterman jacket in half