Alright! This story is a remaster of one of my first stories, Spectacular Spider-Man! I hope you guys enjoy it! It's going to be a joy to do! As Stan Lee would say, "Stay true True Believers!"
Shoutouts go to a couple of people I know!
@JackDroid (...
Right now you Izuku, Katsuki, AJ, and Sunset were beating up Hydra thugs in a warehouse, all while Nine and Vulture yelled at them in rage.
Nine: So much for help these days.
Vulture: You idiots! GET YOURSELVES TOGETHER BEFORE-
Soon they are then contacted by another Hydra Leader!
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Baron Wolfgang Von Strucker (One of the Hydra Leaders! Successor to Red Skull! Has a special glove that allows him to fire powerful energy blasts! Has injected himself with a serum that has slowed his aging since the 1930's! Voiced by Jim Ward!)
Strucker: REPORT! What's going on?
Nine: Everything is fine Baron. We're just having a ruckus with some heroes.
Vulture: There's nothing to worry about right now.
Strucker: There better be, or else-
The transmission is cut off as Katsuki punches them with an explosion!
Katsuki: Oops. Did I do that?
AJ then appears.
AJ: Oh don't act so smug, you wouldn't have been able to get them if I hadn't got the others out of the way.
Katsuki: Please, you're lucky that I backed you up Cowgirl!
Vulture: Well? You wouldn't hurt an old man would you?
Katsuki: Oh I wouldn't hurt an old man.
Vulture: Well at least you have-
Katsuki: BUT I WOULD BEAT THE FUCKING CRAP OUT OF YOU!!! DIE!!!
Just as Katsuki is about to send him flying, Nine goes to intervene!!
But before he can hurt the cocky hero-
???: WOW SKIPPY! You got guts!!
Katsuki: The fuck?
You stop playing catch with a beat up Hydra Soldier with Sunset, and shiver.
Spidey: Oh no. Him.
Izuku: Who?
Sunset: Spidey are you shaking?
Then another red figure appears!!!
???: Oh what's this? I wasn't invited to the party?! I'm ashamed!
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Deadpool (Real Name: Wade Wilson! The Merc with the mo-
Deadpool: OH HOLD UP AUTHOR! Let me do it!
What?!
Deadpool: Come on! I'm saying the voice actor and bio stuff!!
Ugh! Fine!
Deadpool: Right! I'm Wade Wilson, AKA: Deadpool! I got twin katanas, mallets, twin Barrett's pistols named "Butter," and "I Can't Believe it's Not Butter!" Also I can teleport, recover, and I'm voiced by Nolan North! Moving on!
He then shoves a bunch of bombs into the equipment of the two Villains!
Nine: WHAT?!
Vulture: MOVE NOW!!
Kurogiri appears.
Kurogiri: Ugh, why me? Let's go!
The two take off back to the base.
Soon ...
Deadpool: Spidey, my old pal! How's it going?
Spidey: We're not friends.
Katsuki: Ugh, shut him up, he's so annoying.
Sunset: Does this guy have a mute button?
Deadpool: Unfortunately hot stuff, I don't.
Sunset: EXCUSE ME?! Oh that does it!
She tries to slap him, but he teleports!
Deadpool: Sorry, no hitting.
AJ: What's his deal?
Izuku: Is he a hero?
Spidey: Sort of yes, and sort of no.
Deadpool: That my fine kiddies depends on if I get paid or not. Spidey and I go way back!
Spidey: Don't get me started on that stupid monkey with the machine guns.
Deadpool: Oh come on! Hitmonkey was fun!
Katsuki: GOD DAMN IT! What's wrong with him? Who is he talking to?
Deadpool: That I can't say.
AJ: Why?
Deadpool: It's something I mostly need to do. For you, my fellow fans!
Sunset: Man, he does the same thing Pinkie does from time to time.
Spidey: Why are you even here?
Deadpool: Funny thing you should say, you see Hydra had hired-
???: YOU!! Come back here!
Another assassin appears!
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Taskmaster (Real Name: Anthony Masters! An Assassin employed by Hydra! Can copy the fighting styles of other heroes! Voiced by Clancy Brown!)
Deadpool: Oh come on Tasky, can't we talk it through? I mean, our last date was horrible yes, but I'm better! You know that!!
Taskmaster: JUST KEEP TALKING, I WILL KILL YOU!!
Izuku: I think I've seen him before. WAIT, the Taskmaster! He can copy other fighting styles!
Deadpool: Except for me!!
Taskmaster: OUT OF MY WAY!! I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR HEAD AND MOUNT IT AS A TROPHY!!
Deadpool just takes out two big fish and slaps him in the face with them!!
Taskmaster: AGH! NOW WHERE ARE YOU?!
Deadpool appears and gives him a pie to the face, and it has dynamite!
Taskmaster: AAAAAAAAAGH!!!
He screams, as the rest of you just watch!
Katsuki: Okay, he's fun to watch at least. Yet still annoying. Yet-
Izuku: You need something to help you forget about it Kacha-
Katsuki: Deku, don't ruin the mood now. I'm enjoying this way too much.
AJ: Okay, I think I like him somewhat now.
Sunset: What was it that you couldn't stand Spidey?
