Let's Kick Shell!/Attacking the Technodrome!

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You had managed to convince both Luke and Jessica to come along with the attack on the Technodrome, and well Jennifer was digging really fast to get to the Technodrome, deep beneath New Canterlot. 

Spidey: So, what exactly are we looking for? 

Mikey: Like some kind of big technological type of thing with a very big eye an- 

The Technodrome appears. 

Jennifer: Well that answers that question. 

Jessica: So then, shall we finish this? 

Spidey: Hell yeah! 

TMNT: COWABUNGA!!!! 

Luke: Okay, that sounds very outdated. 

You guys begin to storm the Technodrome ... 

The explosion is heard, and Silver Samurai and Shredder react with the calmest and collected reaction that anyone could ever do. 

SS and Shredder: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Karai: We have intruders. We'll deal with them. You both don't need to worry about a thing. 

Karai takes off, and gets ready to fight! 

Back with you guys ... 

You, Jennifer, Luke, Jessica, and the Turtles are rushing throughout the Technodrome, and well, so many of the Foot Soldiers and Hand ninjas begin to attack, only to get whupped with so many weapons, punches, webs, and other attacks from you guys, that they are left on the floors unconscious. 

Spidey: Do you guys get the idea that this is too easy? 

Don: Very easy. Almost too- 

Then Karai begins leading an attack with Tsubaki, Lady Bullseye, Typhoid Mary, and Elektra leading in. 

Karai: You have deposed us for too long, this will be your end! 

Spidey: Bring it! 

Jessica: They're the ones who are under the Hand's control. 

Spidey: What? 

Raph: Yeah, they like to mess with people's heads. 

Mikey: Like those guys who try to advertize really bad pizza. 

Leo: That wasn't what I was going for Mikey. 

Lady Bullseye: Enough of this. 

Elektra: Prepare to die!!!

They charge in, as you charge at them!

Back outside ... 

The Technodrome continues to move, and well Tohru, Elma, Carol, Sunset, and Rainbow stand in front of it. 

Rainbow: Well, we could run around it in circles and make sure that they don't move further. 

Carol: Let me do it, I'm strongest h- 

Tohru: YOU?! Who's the Dragon here? 

Elma: Oh always the rough way Tohru. I'll do the b- 

Tohru: NO!! NO!! Elma, I'm not doing some "oh look, let's be all love and peace, we'll hug with the stupid inferior life forms a- 

Girls: WE CAN HEAR EVERYTHING YOU SAY YOU MORON!! 

Tohru: Sorry. 

Sunset: Why don't I handle it? I mean, I can burn the wheels and make them slow down a- 

???: HEY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST CHOOSE SOMETHING ALREADY?! 

Bebop and Rocksteady were tied down and complaining about the complaining. 

Rainbow: AND YOU TWO MORONS CAN SHUT UP FOR ALL WE CARE!!

Idiots: Sorry. 

Carol: Look, we aren't getting anywhere through this, why don't we just do it at once? 

Girls: GREAT!! 

And so ... 

Tohru and Elma fire giant blasts that slow the Technodrome down, and then Rainbow begins digging a giant hole to make sure that it stops moving! This is followed up by Carol and Sunset who combine their powers to destroy the wheels. 

Girls: ALRIGHT!! 

The ladies high five each other. 

Tohru: Guess not all of you aren't inferior morons after all. You're better than most others. 

Rainbow: I'll take that as a compliment. 

Back inside the Technodrome ... 

You manage to get close to Tsubaki, and then with a quick flick of the hands, you manage to get something off of her. 

Tsubaki: Huh? What was I just doing?! 

Spidey: No time to talk, beautiful! Need help! 

Tsubaki: OH! THANKS! What's your name? 

Spidey: I'm Spidey. 

You then whisper your real name to her!

Tsubaki: Alright. I understand. 

Luke and Jessica manage to disarm Elektra, and then pull off something off of her neck! 

Then Jennifer manages to take down Typhoid Mary with a kick to the chest, and a flick of the fingers. 

Jennifer: Did that wake you up? 

Mary: I- Did I just- 

Elektra: Finally free of that! 

As for Lady Bullseye and Karai, well- 

Mikey: HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS!! 

Mikey pokes them in the eyes. 

Girls: AH!! YOU STUPID AMPHIBIAN!! 

Don: THAT'S INSULTING!! WE'RE REPTILES!!! 

Leo: ALRIGHT LET'S GO BROS!! 

They begin to beat down on them, until they finally wake up! 

Karai: I'm awake alright! 

Lady Bullseye: THOSE STUPID! I'M GOING TO- 

Spidey: Unless you want to keep beating us up, why don't we take this out on them? 

Karai: Oh I couldn't agree anymore! 

Lady Bullseye: Time to shred two samurai tonight!

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