Alright, here's my hot take on Bungou Stray Dogs
I had this idea after watching Miles McKenna's video doing this for Tim Burton characters...so here we go!
These are all just my opinions, and are really just gut instinct and nothing more. But if you're a BSD fan I'd like to hear if you agree/disagree with any of these!
Atsushi
He gives me pan vibes..i dunno why? But I feel like he's definitely pansexual with a preference for men. I also feel like he's a demiboy? Like I feel he'd be totally cool with people using they/them pronouns for him.
Ranpo
Gay panromantic
Dazai
He's fucking gay, but has internalized homophobia.
Akutagawa
As gay as the day is long. (Asexual homoromantic)
Chuuya
Bisexual. Flaming fucking bisexual.
Higuchi
Homophobe. Idk why, I just get the vibes. I think it's because she's so in love with Akutagawa (we ALL see that, right?) and she's just pissy that he's not into her. ((I kinda like Higuchi tho..))
Kunikida
Straight, but a strong ally. At first he doesn't really understand any of it, but once Dazai and Atsushi explain things to him he starts keeping notes and becomes, like, the king of the straight allies. I feel like Kunikida would make an awesome ally, because he'd just be so willing to learn, y'know?
Gin
This queen is genderfluid. Is it just me? I just feel really strongly about this. Also,, I feel like Gin mostly prefers women, but wouldn't rule out the idea of dating someone who identifies otherwise.
Junichirou
Straight? I get no strong queer feelings from him. Maybe bicurious? Yeah, bicurious. Trans ftm.
Naomi
Bisexual. Verrrrry bisexual.
Kyouka
Asexual aromantic. No, I'm not just saying that because she's fourteen.
Ougai
.........*cough* PEDOPHI-
Odasaku
Hmm...he was questioning. Maybe a little bit bi, with a preference for men?
Ango
Um. Asexual heteroflexible. (Meaning he's mostly interested in women but wouldn't rule out the idea of dating someone who identified otherwise)
Kenji (but autocorrect said Jenni-)
I think he's straight.
Yosano
Lesbian. I feel very strongly that Yosano is a lesbian.
Fukuzawa
One of those cultured middle-aged gay men who reads mythology textbooks by lamplight.
Poe
Gay. So very gay. The embodiment of Gay Panic™️
Fitzgerald
Identifies as superstraight
Lucy
Straight but with lesbian tendencies
Fyodor
This bitch? He doesn't label himself. He doesn't give a fuck about labels. If he's into somebody, he's into them. If pressed, would say omnisexual. All pronouns, maybe agender?
Aaaaand I think that's all I've got. This was fun, not gonna lie.
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