a formal apology

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I'm sorry for being such a whiny little bitch.

I know it gets annoying, me posting all the time about how sad I am, it's fucking stupid.

So here's your formal apology from me, Corey Simon (my last name is omitted for obvious reasons, also my name isn't even legally Corey yet but you know what I'm doing here): I sincerely apologize for the unnecessary amount of rants, vents, overall bitching that I do in this book and beyond.

I try my best not to complain too much, but it should be abundantly obvious to you just how much I fail at this.  I promise, I'm going to try not to do that as much. I'm used to keeping stuff to myself irl, so I don't know why this would be any different. 

I'm going to try my damndest to keep the stupid crybaby shit to a minimum from now on. Promise.

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