Author's POV
3:15am Peter woke up... He wasn't really tired, he didn't have a nightmare nor was there any loud noise that could of caused him waking up. No he just woke up. With a slight headache and black hair?Time reverse: 15 years
Someone's pov
A woman stared at me, her eyes a beautiful brown. She is gorgeous. She even goes as far as to wink at me...
I think she thinks she is the charming one between the two of us. I guess I'll have to prove her wrong...Back to the present
Peter's POV
What the- this has got to be a prank of some sorts. My hair has always been brown, chestnut brown. Oh, it's probably an initiation prank. No doubt Chr-Clin-mister Barton was involved somehow. Well if it's a prank war they want, ask and you shall receive...I have some preparations to do...
1. Dye my hair back to brown...
2. Make everyone coffee tomorrow morning-or well today...
3. Hide everyone's things-apart from ms Nat's~the windows here are much higher than 10cm in the air...
4. Fake prank myself to not look suspisious.
5. HIDE THE EVIDENCEAnd that will just be the early morning part...
"Ms FRIDAY?"
"Hello Peter Parker how may I assist you?" FRIDAY asks.
"Well can anyone hear us?"
"No, Peter Parker only we can hear each other-the rooms are soundproof," she responds.
"Yes! Ummm one please just call me Peter and two is there by any chance brown hair dye anywhere near here?"
"Why yes Peter, in the bathroom cabinet there are loads of different hair dyes in a variety of colours," FRIDAY replied. And I could be wrong but I thought I heard a hint of curiosity in her voice witch made me smile.
"Thanks, ms FRIDAY! I'll go dye my hair then-as the school has a strict no hair dying policy. Oh, and can you tell me what time everyone else wakes up?"
"All alarms are actively set for 06:00 am, that is in two and a half hours. May I ask why?" FRIDAY asked, very curiously.
"Sure I'm going to make them coffee but with a somewhat twist to it."
"Intressting, although I would recommend against it for Fury..." She says loosing all excitement in her voice and replacing it with a serious tone.
"Oh, yeah definitely I'm already grounded, don't need to get that extended. This will be a teen only prank. You won't tell on me will you?"
"Of course not Peter, your secret in safe with me," FRIDAY responds with a glimmer of amusement in her voice.
So I head to the bathroom to dye my hair back to normal, take a shower and get ready for the day...
Time skip 5:55 am
Ok everything is ready. I already hid everyone-apart from ms Nat's- things and that included mine.
So I only have to make the coffee. I add soap into Mister Barton's coffee-don't worry I tripple checked that it would do nothing to him other than taste funny. I added salt to Mister Stark's and Mister Rogers's. Melted butter into Doctor Banner's-it will taste strange but not be disgusting so we won't get the doctor angry and have a visit from the Hulk~if that is even possible in his new form. And lastly a tiny, tiny bit of vinigar into ms Nat's. I also made myself tea to make it more believable. It was kind of difficult to find any as according to ms FRIDAY the Avengers don't really drink tea.
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