Craziest Month Ever

Day 6, SHOOT!

Thor is at the safehouse waiting for Peter, since Pete slept over at a different safe location than the team, last night.

The other avengers are at SHIELD.

Thor's pov
"I've thought a lot about something brother said yesterday, he just wanted to breathe. Did the cells in Asgard not give of oxygen so he came to a place that did?"

"He wouldn't have been alive if that was the case, Thor," friend Bruce informs me over the slightly larger metal box than the one I communicate with the avengers and Parkerson with via 'typing'. (He's using a Tablet to video the team, the smaller metal box is a phone.)

"Ah yes, I forgot about that."

And with that Friend Bruce ended the call.

"Forgot about what?" the boy of Spiders asks.

"Ahh, Peter you have returned from your location!"

I stand up and throw him over my shoulder.

"I apologise if I scared you yesterday morning when I awoke you, we were just in a hurry and I was worried."

"It's ok, mr Thor, I understand you had to do your work," Parkerson says and I place him back on the ground.

"Yes, however son of Coul informed me you got detention," I say and raise my eyebrow.

"The young one reminds me a lot of my baby brother when he was younger: smart, shy and often getting into mischief, not that he means too. Peter is like a mini Loki and I know not why but I feel like a protective uncle towards him."

Author's pov
Peter did not know what to say.

His eyes were brown again as he asked agent Coulson to stop at a place that sells contact lenses since he lost his "real ones" witch is why he "wore" green ones.

Flashback

( an: the author would like to inform you that the author is not smart and knows not how contact lenses work. It's very rare to wear them in my country so I have no experience so sorry if this is inacurate :| )

Peter tried really hard to convince mr Coulson that he could pay but Phil ended up giving him a 100$ to buy contacts. Pete ended up buying brown contact lenses and even putting them on before heading back to Phil waiting in the car, he also thanked Phil about a million times, which the latter found cute.

Back to now

Pete looked up at the man who did not know he was his uncle and felt his face turn more and more red by the second.

"What was your detention for?" Thor asked the child. Never once loosing eye contact with him.

"I- uh because I was in such a hurry yesterday morning I did not have time to dye my hair brown again as for the third day in a row it was black, I also could not find my regular contact lenses so I wore green ones and I was very nervous when I saw the dangerous man you talked about earlier yesterday morning, mr Coulson and I drove pass you capturing him. So when I got to school I felt dizzy and ran to the bathroom only to faint. Mr Sure found me there a bit later and took me to the deputy head's office thinking I was pretending. The latter giving me detention," Peter explained not really knowing when he developed the ability to lie but he guessed it came from his dad being Loki.

Thor having known Loki his whole life could tell when someone was lying and he was sure Peter, who he did not know could lie almost as easily as Loki, would not be able to come up with such a believable lie on the spot so he picked up the boy again and apologized if he scared Peter with his warning.

"Loki is far beyond reason but he is my brother and I know him well enough to know he is good at the core," Thor explained whilst hugging Pete.

Thor had no idea how happy that sentence made Peter.

"I believe you! mr Thor, I can tell you care for him deeply," Peter exclaimed.

"Yes, he is my baby brother," Thor smiled and said with absolute fondness.

The comment causing Pete to have to bite his tongue in order to not laugh.

"Now how about you go unpack your things and then we will be going to SHIELD. It took some convincing Lady Natasha but we believe Loki would not see it comming if an innocent child pretended to befriend him-or you can really befriend him if you would like-and then find out what he is plotting, but it's important that you tell no one of this arrangement only the 6 avengers you've met, Fury, Hill and Coulson know," Thor explained and Peter seemed to have taken Nat's advice on not sending blood to his face as it was as white as snow.

Thor did not see this however as he headed to make lunch for himself and Peter before they head out.

Peter ran to go and unpack and change feeling extreamly worried. After unpacking he hurried back to the main room where Thor was waiting whith bread, yeah that's it just, bread: with nothing on it, just bread. The sight calmed Pete's nerves for a few monents as he and Thor ate the bread, witch he ended up spreading butter and nutella on, talking about random things.

"Ok Parkerson we must be heading out now, I'll be driving," Thor exclaimed the mere thought causing Peter to pale. "Do not worry friend Peter I was taught how to drive by one of the agents at SHIELD as Loki would not suspect it."

So they headed to the SHIELD base and Peter braced himself.