Craziest Month Ever

Day 30. Endgame p2

Author's pov
Pete has a lot of hero friends so he did the logical thing and phoned them all.
He told them all to say "Peter Parker sent me" as they arrived at the tower."

Some were confused by his request, others excited to get to fight with the Avengers. However two teams were the most difficult to convince to help and that he wasn't lying to them.

They were:

We're bored chatgroup

Spidey (Pete): an alien army is comming to kill half the population of the universe, I sent a bunch of heroes to the tower to come help us fight them. Let anyone in that tells you the words "Peter Parker sent me/us" I'll be there shortly.

Arac (Nat): baby spider? Are you high?

Spidey: I am currently on the third floor so technically I'm high up?

Fe (Tony): kid. Everything is fine. Armies aren't going to attack.

Spidey: yes they are. And to give you an idea it's the same people who sent Loki in 2012. So let the heroes in I'll be there shortly.

Frisbee (Steve): kid. Loki sent himself. I'm going to have to join Nat's question about whether you're high.

Spidey: agghhh! I don't have time for this. Loki didn't send himself. He was mind controlled by the same scepter that he used on mr Barton. If you payed attention when he had the thing his eyes were blue. The same shade of blue that mr Barton's was but when you took the thing away his eyes turned emerald.

Alien (Thor): it's true my baby brother has green eyes. We at Asgard discovered the truth of his mind control a while ago and his charges we dropped. Also the young spider is correct Thanos is indeed comming and we should hurry. A few Asgardians and I as well as Mister and Carol are already on our way to help.

Hawk (Clint): WHAT?!?!?! you released a criminal.

Author's pov
Peter-Petyr Danvers-Lokison is a very sweet cinnamon roll. He is loving, respectful and caring but when anyone calls his family names im front of him...

It doesn't go so well.

Spidey: fyi you can check the footage. And while you're at it look at the times I was 'befriending' him. His eyes are GREEN! So unless we should call you as well as Doctor Erik Selvig, since you guys helped him help the idiot Thanos that forced Loki into comming, criminals too. DO NOT CALL HIM A CRIMINAL.

Spidey: and while you're at it. Open the door for my first friends that arrived, Antman and the Wasp.

Spidey went offline

Doc (Bruce): guys? Did sweet Pete just snap at Clint?

Arac: i still think he's high...

Hawk: knowing him he may have unknowingly smoked...

Fe: it's possible.

Chat between Peter and Thor
(It's in Asgardian)
(Their names are what they are saved as on each other's phones)