Craziest Month Ever

Day 6, SHOOT! p2

Peter's pov
Me and mr Thor are heading to my doom, I don't know what to do, I could tell Dad the truth but mr Thor asked me to keep it between the 10 of us, or I could tell mr Thor but I promised Dad I wouldn't, I guess I'll just have to wing it.

"Parkerson?" Mr Thor asks and internally I correct him to Lokison.

"Yes?" mr Thor.

"Are you alright Young One? You seem worried," mr Thor questions.

"Oh I'm fine. I just got lost in thought."

"Ah I see, well we are here child, let's get going," mr Thor instructs and I obey.

Time skip: Peter got dressed and was told his role in this, he was also given stern instructions from Nat and Fury saying that if Loki tries anything he had to get out of there, as he was now going to "meet" a war criminal...

"Yes ma'am, I promise I'll press the emergency button if he tries anything." This did not calm Nat's nerves so Clint arranged for her to go babysit Nate whist this was happening.

Time skip

"Peter, Peter, PETER?" the agent that was pretending to be my mom called, pretend looking for me.

"Hehehe..."

I run into the main cell area acting like a child playing spy and see Dad's eyes grow wide. So I look up at him with curious eyes.

"Hello, mister," I say curiously and pretend to look around, when I look back to him it's clear Dad caught on.

"What do you want small Midgaurdian?" Dad questions using an intimidating voice causing me to fake flinch.

"Oh, I'm hiding from my mom, she said I was supposed to stay in the main room while she works, but who doesn't love a bit of mischief? What are you doing, mister?"

Author's pov
Loki has done many tricks, but watching his barn play double agent was probably the proudest moment of his life.

"I'm locked in this cell, obviously," Loki said causing Peter to giggle.

"I can see that silly but why are you in the cell?" Peter questioned looking like a confused toddler and Loki failed to hide the amused smile popping on his face.

"I've done some pretty bad things, Little one, I've hurt quite a few people," Loki responds in a thick Asgardian accent.

"Oh, that's not very nice, mister!" Peter scolds, waving his pointer finger at Loki.

"Tell you what, how about while you're stuck here, I be your friend, that way you don't seem that lonely, but only on one condition you must not tell my mum, she'd freak," Peter explained.

"I don't need friends, especially mortal friends, Child," Loki responds, putting on a show for the audience he knew they had.

"Everyone needs friends, mister. I have an idea, this is my favourite book, I'll read it to you," Peter decides and opens up 'Romeo and Juliet' he got from who knows where...

By the time he finished reading, it was an hour and 30 minutes later, and Loki and Peter were both sat on the floor, tears in their eyes of the beautiful book, even though they had both read it at least 5 times, when a woman came in and screamed.

"Peter! I told you that you must stay in the main floors but what do you do? You decide to just run of and read to a damn criminal, I've been looking for you for almost 2 hours, you are so GROUNDED," she scolded and pulled Peter away whilst his face turned a bright red.

Loki smirking at the entire interaction.

"Wait, mom I want to say bye to my friend," Peter said and went to the cell's glass wall to whisper to Loki, "I'll see you again later, mister. Just don't tell mom a-"

"Peter Benjamin Parker get away from the glass," the agent scolded and dragged Peter away.

Leaving Loki with an amused look to go and read...

At the main hall with the Avengers.

"You did good, Pete," Loki seemed genuinely interested, Clint commented.

"I agree we're very proud of you for being so brave Baby Spider," Nat said whilst ruffling his hair.

"That was quite the performance Pete, you should come be a spy once you're done with school," Hill commented earning a death glare from everyone in the room, apart from Peter who smirked.

Thor's pov
This isn't right, Loki would not have been this amused if it was only a Midgardian boy reading to him whilst hiding from his mother, I need to find out what is going on.

"Ok the next interaction is in 3 hours, Peter, Thor will be teaching you some basic Asgardian interactions as it's part of your next lines, while we wait," Fury explains.

So that means, I have 3 hours to do my plan.

Come on Peter, I've got the perfect way to start. The child immediately obeys and takes my hand. The obedience towards me making me feel sorry for what I'm about to do.

Author's pov
Everyone cleared the monitor room for lunch and when Thor is certain everyone left he covered Peter's mouth with his hand so that the child couldn't scream, picked him up and carried the confused, struggeling child to Loki's cell.

At first Loki thought it was part of the act, so he played along. "Ah brother I see you found my friend," he said but then he looked at Peter and saw the way too real, scared and confused look on his barns face and realized what was going on.

"Tell me brother, why does Peter mean so much to you, is he part of one of your plans? He is just a child!" Thor bellowed.

"I met him a few hours ago, how can he be part of a plan," Loki asked calmly even though he was extreamly panicked on the inside. He knew Peter knew the Avengers but he did not believe they had at all a personal relationship. What if the oaf hurt his son?

Loki then said, "Ok, ok just let Peter go and I'll return to Asgard promptly, please brother as you mentioned he's just a child..."

While Loki and Thor argued neither took note of just how spooked Peter was, they did however notice when yellowish darkgreen smoke covered them and they opened their eyes in a warehouse in Norway!