Craziest Month Ever

Day 6, SHOOT! p4

Author's pov
"Shoot!" Petyr screamed as he woke up, earning two sets of shocked looks, one from Loki who was is the middle of his sentence and got a fright from the sudden movement in his arms, the other from Thor who just didn't see that comming.

Petyr's face proceeded to mimic a tomato causing Loki to raise his eyebrow at him.

Only then did the child realize that he was being carried and he somehow managed to blush even more.

"I'm not four you know," Petyr huffed and crossed his arms, effectively not making his argument matter.

"No, little one," Loki said whilst failing to not laugh, "you are 13 meaning if we were to calculate your mortal age, you'd be about 2 months old."

"Oh, look brother, you fixed his blushing," Thor teased when he saw Petyr pale at the comment.

This causing Loki to smirk.

"Uggh you're mean," Petyr complained.

"Oh is that a fact, my dear barn," Loki teased.

"Would you put me down now please?" Petyr asked.

"Sure thing," Loki said whilst smirking, making eyecontact with Thor and then he did put Petyr down, only for Thor to pick him up again. This sending Pete in a full out rant mode...

Meanwhile: at SHIELD

"What do you mean they're gone, did you check the cameras?" Fury asked annoyed.

"Yes, we checked the cameras but we believe it was covered up by an illusion as in the video: Thor is carrying Peter in with his hands covering the child's mouth, causing the latter to start crying."

"Yeah, thats definatlly an illusion so he escaped, meaning, all available SHIELD agents we're in defcon 1: Loki is roaming free and he has his brother and a child as hostages. This is not a drill," Fury screamed and hundreds of scanners was started at once and began looking for them.

"YOU LOST MY BABY SPIDER!" Nat screamed scaring every agent in the room.

"No, no, no we did not lose him, agent Romanoff, this is part of his mission, him and Thor had to be captured to try and figure out what Loki is planning but to make it believable we couldn't place trackers on them so now we just have to locate them the harder way," Fury said making everything he said up as he went on. Besides Pete's got Thor what could go wrong?

Back with the Asgardians

"Please, we are here now and I know you don't want to go back to your cell immediately, come on I want to explore, you know go on an adventure, like families do, you've never taken me on an adventure before, I've never been on a family adventure and it hurts, you see what you did, you made me sad," Petyr said all in one breath.

"For the last time Petyr we are not going to explore. We do not have a believable solution to what we say, I did to you or how I escaped and took you along or what my "plan" is." Loki told his son.

This caused Petyr to pout and use his strongest puppy eyes on Loki, "Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssseeeee, you don't have to come, I just want to go explore the area."

"No my barn, not until a plan is made, once it is we may go explore," Loki said sternly.

Petyr then tried to change his luck by looking to his uncle who in return raised his eyebrow, frowned and said, "Child, Loki said no. What are you looking at me for?"

"He's not the boss of you," Petyr tried earning a, "Stop it" look from his dad and a stern, "No but he is the boss of you, Young One," from his uncle.

Petyr then pouted again but continued to help brainstorm ideas.

At SHIELD

The agents of SHIELD had been working the last few hours on ways to locate Loki, Thor and Peter but honesly they could be anywhere in the galaxy.

Nat was loosing it, her normal introverted and calm under pressure personality, had disappeared, since if there is something she can't stand it's kids being dragged into adult's messes and being hurt, or used by criminals.

Tony had orderd several Ironman suits to fly across the globe and look for them. And none of them even saw a glimpse of someone who may be one of the missing 3.

Bruce has needed to stay in the cool down room since they found out Peter was taken, Hulk threatening to come visit the entire time.

Clint was on the phone with many of his old agent friends across the globe asking them to be on the lookout.

As for Cap, when he saw how panicked Nat was he went and got Nat her favourite food and internally promised to not leave her side until they found Peter and Thor.

Back with the Asgardians.

"What if I just tell everyone you were mind conrolled at the Chitari war, that you never had quarrel with the humans in the first place, and just escaped to the first planet you could think of?" Thor suggested.

But Loki shook his head at the idea and said, "the mortals would want evidence witch we do not have. In anycase they could argue I tricked you into believing me."

"But what if you never left?" Petyr asked confusing the adults present.

"How do you mean my barn?" Loki asked intrigued.

"Well, your magic is only contained to the cell, what if we just argue you were bored so you pranked the mortals by being invisible," Petyr explained.

"And the camera is in your cell so your magic could make it look like the entire scene of us teleporting here happened, an illusion," Petyr continued.

"I like it, but then there is the two of you," Loki pointed out. "What were the two of you even supposed to be doing when you so rudely carried Petyr into the room, brother."

"We were supposed to be practicing Petyr's lines for the next time he came to "visit" the silly person in the cell."

"Ok then, easy fix, you started learning your lines, but you got hungry so left for lunch afterwitch you both forgot you were expected at the SHIELD base so you went to watch a movie instead," Loki suggested and both Thor and Peter knew it would be realistic so they agreed.

"Ok then, how about we go explore for a little bit," Loki suggested and Petyr seemed happier than a dog with a bone.

The three of them ended up going to a art meseum, after that they went for a walk on a field until Loki decided that it was time to head home.

"This is farewell for a little, but I look foward to the next time we see each other," Loki told Petyr and then proceeded to teleport them all to the locations they were needing to be...