Craziest Month Ever

Day 6, SHOOT! p5

Bruce's pov
Ok I managed to contain Hulk, but it gave me an idea, usually when I lose something, I find it in the last place I suspect it to be, so what if that applies with this as well.

"It's a solid theory, but where is the last place we'd expect?" Tony asks and I see his eyes shimmer, as he calls a suit and tells us to follow him.

We all just grab motorcycles from SHIELD's garage and follow Ironman, to...

Our safehouse?

Author's pov
When Loki teleported Thor and Petyr to the safehouse he removed the fake glammors they both wore and he also created a charm that Pete could wear as part of the neckless, only an Asgardian could see it and whenever he wore it he would be in his human form.

He then proceeded to give his son a hug and sent them off.

When Petyr and Thor arrived, Petyr put on the charm, transforming into Peter and then he started popcorn, whilst Thor made the place looked "lived in" he threw things around and half filled cups, placing them on the table in the lounge. By the time the popcorn was finished, Peter had picked a random movie he has seen a million times, quickly explained the plot of it to Thor, for incase they were questioned and played the movie 3 quarters into it.

"Young One?" Thor called and Petyr stared up at him questioningly.

"I do apologize for scaring you earlier. I was worried Loki was using you and thought it better for you to be spooked for a short time period rather than being in danger, which you obviously weren't but I did not know this," Thor explained guiltly.

"Oh, that's ok! You were simply trying to protect me. It's not like you knew that I wouldn't have been in danger, I was mostly only spooked at the suddenness it all happened," Petyr responded and gave Thor a hug.

The latter smiling happily and returning said hug.

They then proceeded to sit down and watch the movie.

Bruce's pov
Our safehouse?

We enter and to my suprise Peter and Thor were sitting on a sofa, eating popcorn whilst watching a movie. Thor laughing hysterically at a joke the one character made and Peter just giggling.

"What?!?!" Nat screetched and by the look on her face I could tell I would not want to be in their shoes right now.

Nat's pov
"What?!?!"

At the sound of my screaming both Peter and Thor turn to look at us.

"Oh, hi ms Nat, how was-" Peter asked but I cut him off.

"Don't you "hi ms Nat" me, young man, we have all been looking for you two for the last 5 HOURS! We thought Loki took you as he isn't in his cell anymore."

"My brother escaped?"

"Oh shoot, SHIELD, what time is it? The boy of Spiders and I went for lunch and a movie and I completely forgot about SHIELD," Thor rambles and to my suprise he doesn't seem to be lying. (Perks of knowing Loki all his life)

"I forgot as well," Peter says looking down, "but wait how did mr Loki escape?"

"The way on the camera shows Thor carrying you in the main room, his hand covering your mouth and then magic teleported all 3 of you to who knows where."

"And you believed that, why would you believe that?" Peter asked confused.

"Lady Natasha, my brother's powers are confined in the cell, if anything he is invisible," Thor explains and I grab both of them shove them and all the others in the one SHIELD car that sat outside the safehouse, I jump in too and we drive in silence.

Author's pov
When they arrived at SHIELD, Clint called Fury who was extremely shocked to see Peter and Thor but Nat just told him to hold on a moment and by "told" I mean she death glared at him. She also instructed Peter to stay at exactly the same spot he was currently in.

Nat motioned for Thor to take over and he entered the main cell room and said, "Brother! You and I both know you're there! Come out now, enough playing."

"Are you ever not going to fall for that?" Loki asked whilst making himself visible causing Fury to shoot at him.

It took every piece of strength he had for Peter to not run in there and scream, "stop, no, don't do that," but not only did Nat instruct him not to move but doing so would endanger the promise he made Loki witch he was not planning on doing so he just remained where he was instructed to.

"Brother, stop this foolishness and just tell me your plan," Thor instructed causing Loki to roll his eyes, "you don't get it do you, I made no plan, today was simply because I was bored," Loki told his brother..

"Bored! We had agents looking for you across the whole damn planet," Fury screamed causing Loki to smirk and say, "Yes I was very amused because the children were playing."

Peter had to bite his tongue to not laugh like a maniac at his dad's comment but all in all the Avengers fell for the Asgardians prank.