Craziest Month Ever

Week 3 day 1 human family

An: so only after day 2 of this week did I realize it was a school day in this chapter so lets pretend it was a public holiday. Sorry for any inconvenience.

Petyr's pov
"Pete," a voice calls and I sit up.

Ow it still hurts, not as much as last time but still, oww.

"Morning, Kiddo, there is breakfast on the dinner table, after you're done eating kindly meet me back here."

"How are you so awake this early in the morning?"

"Sweety it's 10 am, you were exhausted from last night but I figured we still need you to sleep tonight so I let you sleep only till 10 am," Mom explains and I nod my head not fully registering what she had said.

"No thanks. I'm going back to sleep."

"Sweetheart, you need to get up."

"Nah."

"My child you have too, we have things to do..."

"I'm fine, really."

"Peter. We have things to do."

"Yeah... That's nice Mom. I'm just going to la-"

Before I could continue my entire face felt cold and wet.

"Mom!"

"Hey, I gave you more than enough chance to wake up, you didn't so cold water is always a good way to get someone up. Now go dry your face, eat breakfast and meet me back here," Mom says whilst smiling in amusement and I roll my eyes earning a disapproving look from Mom.

"Kiddo, I know you must be tired but there are quite a few things we need to do today," Mom explains patiently and I roll my eyes again.

"Peter," Mom says, raising her voice only a little, "we don't roll our eyes, now go dry off and eat."

"No."

Blinking in suprise, Mom bends down next to me, moves my head so that I have to look at her, and in a voice reminding me she is my Mom not a friend I can do whatever I want to, says, "Say that again."

"Uh-hh I"

"That wasn't a suggestion, say that again." Mom says sternly.

Trying desperately to not look Mom in her eyes I nervously respond.

"Uhh, No?"

"Go dry your face, eat breakfast and meet me here afterwards," Mom says in an authoritative voice almost daring me to say no again.

Not being stupid enough to do just that I jump up, run to the bathroom to get a towel, dry off and run to the dining room.

"Morning everyone!"

"Ahh so the young one finally awoke," uncle Thor says teasingly but still ruffles my hair and responds with, "Good morning to you as well."

Auntie Hela smiles and responds with, "Morning Child, did you sleep well?"

Sitting down, and if either of them noticed me shuffling in my seat they to my relief didn't bring it up, I respond with a smiley, "Yeah!"

"How about you two?"

"Like a baby," uncle Thor responds and auntie Hela simply smiles.

Looking at auntie Hela something clicks in my head.

"Oooohhhh, did you know the human's think you're Dad's daughter and Dad is Odin's brother?"

When she closes her eyes in shock, uncle Thor laughs.

"Yes, those MORTAL EDUCATION SYSTEMS ARE MORONIC! I HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING TO ATTENT ONE FOR A FEW DAYS AND THE EDUCATORS KEPT GOING ON ABOUT A SNAKE SON LOKI HAS," uncle Thor explains and Dad who entered the room a few seconds ago raises an eyebrow.

"Ok. Can I just put it out there, I do not have a snake or horse son and my older sister is definitely not my daughter. Where do these humans even hear this?" Dad asks no one in particular.

"Ohh, and don't forget the wolf son!"

At this Dad simply shakes his head, ruffles my hair and leaves the room.

Time skip after breakfast

I head back to my room as Mom asked me to meet her there after breakfast.

When I arrive a Mom is sitting on the sofa and playing with GOOSE?

"When, how did Goose get here?"

"I don't really know, that's the thing with her though, she shows up when and where she pleases."

"Oh. And uhh, sorry about earlier."

Smiling Mom motions to the spot next to her and I go sit down.

"It's ok, hun. You were still half asleep. Just don't develop a habit of rolling your eyes."

"Ok."

"Good, now onto other matters, since you were so overwhelmed by not telling your Dad and I about each other I realized how much presure you must be experiencing since I asked you to keep our relationship a secret and for that I apologize."

"I was so caught up in trying to protect you, that I forgot that children need people to rely on. Your actions yesterday reminded me of that. So, if there is a few people who you wish to tell you have my permission. Don't go and stress yourself out trying to not tell anyone, just make sure that whoever you do tell you can trust, ok, Kiddo?"

"Uhm, remember when I asked you about how you and Mr. Fury met, you brought up your best friend and her daughter?"

"It wouldn't suprise me if I brought Maria and Monica up, why?"

"Do you still see them? Or like are you still friends with them?"

"Yeah, I actually visited Maria only a few days ago, why?

"It's just you said that her daughter calls you, 'auntie Carol' so your best friend is kind of like your sister, so if I wanted to tell anyone it would be your family..."

Laughing, Mom ruffles my hair, "Kiddo, you can tell whoever you wish, it doesn't have to be people I know."

"I know, but I want to. I've actually wanted to ask you if I could at least meet them, if not as your son just as a random person, since you mentioned them."

Mom then, looks in my eyes scanning them for lies, but finds none as there isn't any. So instead she smiles and tells me to go tell Dad that we're going out for a bit.

I do just that and Dad smiles and tells me to have fun.

Waving goodbye to uncle Thor and auntie Hela, I head back to my room.

"Kiddo, if your going to meet my family you might want to be in your Marvel form," Mom explains and hands me an outfit similar to her own but with a few golden horns inside the star.

"I saw the stars on your armour and thought this could be a cute way to do the same with this outfit," Mom explains and I smile happily.

Once I'm dressed a different type of power flows though me and I notice my hair is a light blond and my eyes ocean blue.

When I return to where Mom and Goose is, Goose jumps down till next to me and starts purring by my feet.

Mom is too awestruck by my look to say anything and just hands me the Peter Parker neckless which confuses me until she says, "Dramatic entrance, Kiddo" and I laugh.

This is going to be fun...