Craziest Month Ever

Day 6, SHOOT! p6

Nat's pov
"You scared me half to death!"

"I'm sorry ms Nat, I really didn't mean to scare you," Peter replies.

"I know, but you did. Just try and remember stuff like a dangerous war criminal next time, I say and ruffle his hair. Silly child, you had us worried sick."

"Sorry!" Peter replies but it's clear he finds this whole arrangement hilarious so I just roll my eyes.

"Now scoot, you need to go see your "silly friend" again we have waited long enough for it to not seem staged."

"Yes ms Nat," Peter says and he runs off to go get somehing.

Peter's pov
Most people don't get dragged into messes like this, pretending to befriend your dad because no one apart from you, him and your uncle knows he's your dad. Accidentally befriending the Avengers and now living with them. It's only been 6 days. 6 days since my life started going crazy. Oh, well at least I get to prank people.

Time skip...

"Hi?"

"Ah, the small Midgardian has returned," Dad says and he rolls his eyes.

"Hehehe. Yes, just don't tell-"

"Your mother, so I've been told child," Dad says and I giggle.

"Yes, cause I'm kind of already grounded and I don't want it to be extended. But we're friends and I told you I'll see to it that your not lonely, mister. So I snuck out of my room. Oh, and also I found out you're Asgardian, so you're an alien, wizard. I've never had an alien nor a wizard friend before but now I have an alien wizard friend which is so cool."

Author's POV
At this comment Loki raised his eyebrow and stared down at his barn.

"Oh, and I watched the news of 2012, just don't tell my mom cause I wasn't allowed to watch anything due to being grounded, and they said you're very smart so I figured you can help me with my homework," Peter rambled whist waving papers and books infront of Loki.

"Why would I do that, mortal?" Loki asked with a glimmer of amusement in his voice. A glimmer none of the spies missed, a glimmer they believed meant that the plan was working.

"Because we're friends," Peter whined causing Loki to smirk.

"Fine but only because these stupid Midgaurdians have contained me and I'm bored," Loki said causing Peter to jump up and down, excitedly.

"Yay, thank you mister," he screamed and took out his math homework witch both him and Loki knew would bore them to death.

So question one...
(An: ima add extremely easy questions so don't mind me)

"2 + x - 1 = 0"
"What is the value of x," Peter read and pretended to be confused.

"What do they mean by x, mister," he asked causing Loki to roll his eyes.

"X can be any number, you have to calculate what it is," Loki explained pretending to be annoyed.

"Oh," Peter said and started to write: "X can be any number" this made Loki snort.

"No you stupid Midgaurdian, you have to calculate what it is," Loki tried.

"Hey! Don't be mean mister," Peter said waving his finger at Loki. I "don't" know how to calculate it though," Peter "admitted" shyly.

"Ok, I'll help you, so if you take all the numbers to the one side and the letters to the other, you'll get your awnser," Loki explained.

Peter then proceeded to act like he understood and and wrote:
"If 2 + x - 1 = 0 then x= 0+2-1, so x= 1"

"No child," Loki explained, "you didn't switch the signs when you threw the numbers over the the equal sign."

"Oh, silly me," Peter said whilst giggling, is it supposed to be:
"If 2+x-1=0 then x=0+1-2 so x=-1"

"Yes, well done little Midgaurdian," Loki exclaimed causing Peter to smile proudly and say, "1 down 99 to go."

At this Loki lossed all sense of triumph he had worn on his face but proceeded to help Peter with the next question, the prior process of Peter pretending to be an idiot and Loki pretending to get annoyed continuing for the next hour until they got to question 95 where Peter "finally" understood what he was supposed to do to solve the questions on his own and he proudly did the last 5 questions without any guidance from Loki, the latter having to bite his lip to not laugh.

"Yay, thank you mister," Peter exclaimed while he wrote the final awnser, "I should probarly get going though as my mom's shift ends soon, do please remember to not tell her I was here," Peter said pretending to be a super spy as he hid behind every item on the way to the door.

This action caused Loki to smile fondly, and all the agents decided this meant they were winning playing double agent for them, all while Thor and Loki laughed knowing Peter was playing double agent against them.

After Peter's stunt he went on and helped Cap to make dinner for them all in the safehouse, after dinner the Avengers watched: Men in Black International and Peter kept pointing out how much the one character looked like Thor. His uncle just rolling his eyes at Peter's antics. The team enjoyed the rest of their night until it was time for bed...

Time skip: night at Mind Palace

"Hey!" Petyr screamed as he opened his eyes in the Mind Palace and Loki smiled at him.

"Did you have fun today my barn?" Loki questioned and Petyr nodded his head so furiously that Loki was scared it would fall of.

"That's very good."

"Now I need you to do something for me and bring it along the next time we meet," Loki said very seriously in a strict tone.

Petyr agreed instantaneously and Loki explained what he needed from his barn.

Petyr then promised to get it to the mischievous one as soon as posible.

And as for the rest of the night, Loki taught Petyr Asgardian, the latter now being fluent in the language and they drank tea by the fireplace...