so i was at the dentist today and i had to get my braces tightened
so i was all like oh yeah getting them off in may
then everything went south
i was waiting two fucking hours in the waiting room
then he had to drill between some of my teeth
"dont worry it wont hurt a bit"
it wont hurt a bit
it wONT HURT A BIT?!?!
OF COURSE ITS GOING TO FUCKING HURT YOURE DRILLING BETWEEN MY TEETH
spoiler alert: it hurt like a bitch
so then he goes "i cant do anything about that wonky tooth"
heres a fucking idea: tighten my fucking brace so it stops being 'wonky'
so i walked out of the dentist with two wasted hours of my life that i won't ever get back, sore gums, less tooth mass than i had to begin with and a bad attitude
that is all children
thanks for listening
i'm out
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Randomawkward (adjective) awk•ward description: /1/ not smooth or graceful /2/ causing difficulty /3/ deliberately unreasonable (eg. you're being awkward!) /4/ me
